Days Tagged with: immigration enforcement
In a twisted homage to terror, Donny decided Halloween needed a sprinkle of fear, deploying ICE agents to snatch up immi...
In a surreal double-feature, Donny kicks off with a state-sanctioned abduction of journalist Sami Hamdi for daring to cr...
In Donny's latest performances, America’s national debt has skyrocketed to $38 trillion while he stages a military soap...
In a calculated response to a botched Border Patrol incident, The Don has unleashed 300 National Guard troops on Chicago...
From Homeland Security Chief Kristi Noem issuing immigration threats at the Super Bowl to The Don declaring Democrats as...
Today, the President of the United States openly ordered the Attorney General to exact revenge on political foes like a...
Donny ordered the dismantling of a historic peace vigil, declaring war on a tent because it clashed with his vision of p...
Donny's attempts to sweep the Epstein scandal under the rug with summer recess backfired worse than one of his hairdos i...
In Donny's America, every critical service is second to the administrative whims of ICE, as immigrant firefighters are p...
In the latest power grab, Donny attempts to redefine democracy as his personal playground, pushing gerrymandering and tr...
Melania steps into the spotlight, threatening Hunter Biden with a $1 billion lawsuit for linking her to Epstein—classic...
Former 'Superman' Dean Cain joins Donny's administration's ICE team, cementing his role in the mass deportation saga wit...
Well, it seems Donny’s got a knack for joining exclusive clubs, and now the U.S. has snagged a spot on Civicus's watchli...
In a delightful three-ring spectacle, President Donny Dipshit is shaking down allies with tariffs while flexing his auth...
It's a bumper day. Donny’s Supreme Court gives the thumbs up for mass firings, while Pam Blondi has u-turned on the Epst...
Donny’s failed military-themed birthday bash turned into a chaotic pride parade, complete with half-assed soldiers and a...
Donny’s latest whimsical travel ban echoes his first reign’s nonsense, targeting twelve countries because, well, they’re...
In a classic episode of Donny’s chaotic reality, RFK has somehow dragged the chemtrails conspiracy into state legislatur...