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Linda McMahon

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Bio

Name:
Linda McMahon
DOB:
04/10/1948 (76)
Position:
Secretary of Education
Proudest Moment:
Repeated scandals relating to covering up pedophile networks.
Estimated IQ:
85
Net Worth:
US$3,200,000,000.00

Linda McMahon

Secretary of Education

Donny's own DEI hire: Linda McMahon.

Donny has only a few criteria when picking his top staff, and thankfully on that low bar, Linda ticked the boxes:

  • Billionaire ☑
  • Loyal to King Don above all else ☑
  • History in wrestling ☑

With credentials like that it's easy to see why she's the Secretary of Education. As you know, she holds zero relevant qualifications for the role. That said, to be fair to her, compared to the rest of Donny's clowns, Linda fares reasonably well in that she has an IQ in double figures.

Linda, has a background in WWE which is where she made her money with her husband Vince. As Donny likes all things with muscle bound men all greased up and pretending to be tough, there was an obvious and immediate synergy between the two. This was cemented when Linda donated $5 million USD to Donny's 'charitable' foundation. Further donations to Super Pacs aimed at electing Donny made her eligible for a role in his cabinet of clowns.

As switched on as any of Donny's top pick's Linda has:

Linda is the person you'd want on your team, well, never. She's grossly incompetent and morally bankrupt in equal measure.

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