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Tulsi Gabbard

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Bio

Name:
Tulsi Gabbard
DOB:
12/04/1981 (44)
Position:
Director of National Intelligence
Proudest Moment:
Betraying everything she once believed in to serve as a clown.
Estimated IQ:
85
Net Worth:
US$500,000.00

Tulsi Gabbard

Director of National Intelligence

Aloha! What have we here, a suspected Russian asset now Director of National Intellgience.

Tulsi's views always seem to align with those coming out of the Kremlin. Her political compass points due Moscow every damn time. She's the one who wanted to keep Assad in power and then jetted off to Syria for a cozy meet-and-greet with the dictator himself. When the US intelligence community said Assad was gassing his own people, Tulsi basically said "nah."

She's so tight with the Putin that Russian state TV treats her like their favorite American cousin. In 2022, while Putin was bombing Ukrainian hospitals and kindergartens, Tulsi was busy parroting Moscow's talking points about how America "provoked" the invasion. Because of course she was.

In any other reality, even the whiff of a suspicion like this would disqualify you from serving in any government position. But she's pledged her unwavering allegiance to Trump, which is all Donny cares about.

Consider her understanding of the Signalgate scandal and how Tulsi floundered under questioning over the whole fiasco. When asked whether the information shared on an insecure public messaging app with a journalist included classified information this is what she had to say:

Tulsi Gabbard: "Senator, I can attest to the fact that there were no classified or intelligence equities that were included in that chat group at any time. And I defer... to the secretary of defense, the National Security Council on that question."

Jesus fucking wept... the Head of National Intelligence doesn't actually know if the information was classified or not. This is your job.

Like Donny, who is his own public record of awfulness by posting every stupid thought onto his shitty app. Tulsi can be relied upon to relay messaging from the Kremlin, post her own provably inaccurate views:

Vile

Only a MAGA Republican, or Russian asset, can interpret that ambush as anything other what it was.

You know what they say about judging people by the company they keep. In Trump's cabinet of horrors, that's damning for everyone involved. But for Tulsi, she's just serving two masters – and I'm pretty sure only one of them is in Washington.

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