Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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Trump's Top Picks

The Clowns are running the show

The Clowns are running the show

Behold.... the psychopaths who are enabling King Don. Throwing away two and a half centuries of progress by systematically enabling the dismantlment of the Federal Government.

Each picked, not for their qualifications or suitability to the role, but for their unwavering loyalty to King Don. They're selling everyone else out. I present to you here, Donny's top-picks of circus clowns:

Brooke Rollins

Brooke Rollins

Secretary of Agriculture

Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$1 million
Chris Wright

Chris Wright

Secretary of Energy

Estimated IQ: 99
Net Worth: ~$171 million
Doug Burgum

Doug Burgum

Secretary of the Interior

Estimated IQ: 100
Net Worth: ~$1 million
Doug Collins

Doug Collins

Secretary of Veterans Affairs

Estimated IQ: 105
Net Worth: ~$$500,000.00
Howard Lutnick

Howard Lutnick

Secretary of Commerce

Alias: Howard Fucknut
Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$3 billion
JD Vance

JD Vance

Vice President

Alias: DJ Vance
Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$10 million
John Ratcliffe

John Ratcliffe

Director of the Central Intelligence Agency

Alias: Ratty
Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$1 million
Kelly Loeffler

Kelly Loeffler

Administrator of the Small Business Administration

Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$1 billion
Kristi Noem

Kristi Noem

Secretary of Homeland Security

Alias: Ice Barbie
Estimated IQ: 90
Net Worth: ~$2 million
Lee Zeldin

Lee Zeldin

Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency

Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$5 million
Linda McMahon

Linda McMahon

Secretary of Education

Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$3 billion
Lori Chavez-DeRemer

Lori Chavez-DeRemer

Secretary of Labor

Estimated IQ: 102
Net Worth: ~$95 million
Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio

Secretary of State

Alias: 'Lil Rubio'
Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$1 million
Mike Waltz
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Mike Waltz

National Security Advisor

Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$10 million
Pam Bondi

Pam Bondi

Attorney General

Alias: Pam Blondi
Estimated IQ: 90
Net Worth: ~$10 million
Pete Hegseth

Pete Hegseth

Secretary of Defence

Alias: Pete McClownFuck
Estimated IQ: 60
Net Worth: ~$6 million
RFK

RFK

Secretary of Health and Human Services

Alias: R F*ing Klown
Estimated IQ: 45
Net Worth: ~$15 million
Russel Vought

Russel Vought

Director of the Office of Management and Budget

Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$1 million
Scott Bessent

Scott Bessent

Secretary of the Treasury

Estimated IQ: 90
Net Worth: ~$521 million
Scott Turner

Scott Turner

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$1 million
Sean Duffy

Sean Duffy

Secretary of Transportation

Estimated IQ: 85
Net Worth: ~$4 million
Stephen Miller

Stephen Miller

National Security Advisor

Alias: Nosferatu
Estimated IQ: 110
Net Worth: ~$2 million