Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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Words of Wisdom from King Don

He's a fucking imbecile

The Clowns are running the show
Image of Donny depicted as a king, produced by the White House

Donny is known for his word-salads and utterances that are plain stupid or incomprehensible.

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"Well, I’ll tell you the funniest is that before a show, I’ll go backstage and everyone’s getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant and therefore I’m inspecting it... you know, I’m inspecting because I want to make sure that everything is good. You know, the dresses. ‘Is everyone okay?’ You know, they’re standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody okay?’ And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that"
— Donny, April 1, 2005

Donny in an interview with Howard Stern about his beauty pageant days.

Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2016/10/08/politics/trump-on-howard-stern