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JD Vance

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Bio

Name:
JD Vance
DOB:
02/08/1984 (41)
Position:
Vice President
Proudest Moment:
Publicly humiliating the leader of Ukraine for not saying 'Thank you' for at least an hour.
Estimated IQ:
85
Net Worth:
US$10,000,000.00

JD Vance

Vice President

DJ Vancey, is a dick. There's nothing positive that can be said for the man, who is wildly unpopular and faces booing wherever he goes.

The Vance story is one of hillbilly to vice president. Trying to embody the American dream, this rags-to-riches story is actually about a man pulling the ladder up behind him.

If you're looking for a background on Vancey's real views, the self-described "Never Trump guy", also once compared King Tangerine to Hitler:

“I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole like Nixon who wouldn't be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he's America's Hitler" — JD Vance

Prior to completely u-turning, Vancey publicly called Trump an "idiot" and said he was "reprehensible" in 2016. He's also said:

Does anyone, even for a moment, think that Vancey has actually changed his mind on Trump? Donny is a useful idiot. A means to an end. Yes, it means Vancey along with the rest of the clown-cabinet have to degrade themselves paying homage but they also get to forward their wider agenda of Project 2025, and have Trump as the frontman/fall guy if it goes wrong.

As Trump continues to threaten Greenland, JD Vance made an embarrassing trip to the Artic to make a complete fool of himself. It was made clear to him that he was not welcome. He was limited to speaking to a handful of Americans in a remote base, making completely unfunny jokes about it being cold. What a pathetic moron.

He takes typically short-sighted and extreme positions on abortion, same-sex marriage and gun control. Of course he refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. All of this speaks volumes as to his character.

Pope Francis literally died shortly after meeting the man, which is surely testament to just how terrible Vancey is. Having seen and heard it all, the pope chose to die over listen to another vile word.

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