Pam Bondi: The Attorney General Who Took a Bribe and Called It a Donation
This is the woman who took one look at the ethical responsibilities of public office and said, “Nah, I’ll take the Trump Hotel gift card instead.”
Let’s rewind to her shining moment as Florida Attorney General, when she heroically decided not to investigate Trump University for fraud — just days after her PAC mysteriously received a fat $25,000 check from Donald Trump’s charity. Because nothing says law and order like pocketing hush money from a scam artist running a fake university.
After that very ethical episode (read: brazenly corrupt as hell), she eventually transitioned to full-time Trump flunky, landing a gig on his impeachment defense team, where she put her courtroom skills to use by shouting buzzwords and conspiracy theories into a microphone like she was auditioning for a job at OANN. Her contribution to Trump's defense? A PowerPoint presentation and an air of breathless indignation, like a wine mom who just discovered Critical Race Theory is being taught in preschool.
Pam is what happens when a bottle-blonde law degree meets blind ambition and a total lack of shame. She has all the legal gravitas of a Judge Judy rerun and the moral consistency of a mood ring. She’ll cry about “protecting the Constitution” while propping up the most corrupt president in modern history like he’s the second coming of George Washington in a spray tan.
Now she parades around on conservative media like some kind of legal eagle, despite the fact her biggest legal achievement was not going to jail for accepting what was very obviously a political bribe. If hypocrisy were an Olympic sport, Pam Bondi would be the Simone Biles of selective prosecution.
Pam doesn’t serve justice. She serves power — cold, cynical, and on a gold-plated platter, preferably at Mar-a-Lago. And the worst part? She still acts like she’s the victim, as if being held accountable for selling out your office is some kind of liberal witch hunt, not the bare minimum standard for human decency.