Donny's Dystopia: How Trump is Destroying Democracy and Shredding your liberties

Kristi Noem: The hard-hitting, no-nonsense character from a low-budget CBS TV series.

Kristi Noem is certainly the most glamorous of Donny’s circus clowns, frequently getting dolled-up for deportation raids.

Ice Barbie, as she likes to be called, is never one to shy away from a photoshoot. If she can dress-up, put on a costume and play firefighter or astronaut, she’ll be there with full-makeup and film crew quicker than it takes to process a deportee.

So it’s no surprise that she’s not beneath a photo-op outside a concentration camp either.

She can’t help but love her job: deporting people on baseless grounds, getting to dress-up and play enforcer. People don’t appreciate that glamorizing and dehumanizing are both hard work and fun!

Has anyone thought to tell her the US Homeland Security Secretary used to be a real job and not one just made for TV?

She even has her own fucking theme tune. She might genuinely believe she's just part of a sitcom.

It’s safe to say that Barbie’s moral compass has gone fucking haywire, if she ever had one at all. In her own memoir, she proudly documents how she took her 14-month old puppy out back and shot it in the face. Like all psychopaths who start their abuses with animals, Kristi also finished the family goat in the same way for being "nasty and mean", and because it smelled "disgusting, musky, rancid". Interestingly the same sort of language being deployed now.

Ice Barbie continues to defend the deportation of Ábrego García on baseless evidence because who gives a fuck about the truth? That’s just an inconvenience. It’s the message that’s important.

Let’s take a glance through the pantomime queen’s varied performances: