Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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King Don's Court

A sickening display of sycophantry

Donny's shit shower
Photograph: Evelyn Hockstein/Reuters

When Mad King Don holds court under the guise of a 'cabinet meeting', you will die a little inside just watching it.

Like something you might expect in North Korea, they have a routine of going around the table to heap praise on to dear leader, each trying to out do the other with their own brand of cringe and flattery.

Each and every one of them around the table have been appointed specifically because they're willing to degrade themselves in servitude to a mad old king. And they never disappoint.

Of course in reality, the scum that fills Donny's cabinet are loyal only to themselves. There's no real loyalty. Presumably they all despise Donny and laugh about him and his old man stink behind closed doors. But for the public, a full display of sticking your head right up Donny's ass is necessary:

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"And with your leadership, we have a chance to not only win the AI arms race but actually dominate it the way we're dominating in other things. So thank you, Mr. President."
— Doug Burgum, 26 August 2025

Source: https://www.rev.com/transcripts/trump-cabinet-meeting-8-26-25

What nauseating drivel. 🤢 🤢 🤢 🤮

The typical Trump cabinet meeting agenda is as follows:

  • Prayer, specifically giving thanks for Donny
  • A round the table praise of Donny and thanks for his leadership
  • Pretend to live in some unreality bubble, where they talk of the incredible achievements of the administration. At no point can anyone dare challenge that everything isn't going perfectly.
  • No one other than Donny can talk for too long unless giving praise to King Don, as Donny needs to remain the centre of attention.
  • Lots of Biden and democrat bashing
  • More thanks and ass-kissing to King Donny

But debasing yourself and the Oval office is now the order of the day.