Day 230: War on Tents: The Authoritarian Circus Continues

Donny's Ridiculous Truth Social Post

I wish I were making this up. Where do you even begin when the President of the US is posting this insane and insulting nonsense on social media? Even Gavin Newsom's awesome social media team couldn't create a parody as ridiculous as this.

Let's try to unpack it. Firstly "I love the smell of deportations in the morning". What a sick fucker. This isn't just poor taste, it's off the charts. I mean we're way beyond describing Donny as 'unpresidential' at this point. We've an unhinged lunatic in the White House.

Secondly, it's probably fucking the most terrible thing you could make any kind of light of; you're sending the army against your own people. The image depicts helicopters and explosions over Chicago. This isn't a fucking joke.

Thirdly, Donny in the AI image is donned up as as Colonel Kilgore from Apocalypse Now, only this time the war is on US soil against US citizens. Donny who is a draft dodger on the spurious reason of having bone spurs. Don't pretend for even a moment you know anything about service or military service. The only use of AI for images of Donny is to tart up as the clown he is:

And finally - this is just fucking insane. Donny has the mental age of a ten year old. What the fuck are we being subjected to.

Humanoid Mark Zuckerberg caught on Hot Mic

On Thursday, Donny held a dinner for oligarch tech bros at the White House.

The whole affair was an obviously staged, cringe inducing ass kissing escapade. Everyone in the room giving thanks to the Mad King for his "leadership" (funny how that's the exact same theme in every cabinet meeting), and also talking about how much they were "investing" in the US.

Zuckerberg, a long way from his home planet, was seated next to the president, who at one point leaned over and asked him, "How much are you spending, would you say, over the next few years?"

A flustered Zuckerberg responded, "Oh gosh, um, I mean, I think it's probably going to be something like, at least $600 billion through '28 in the US, yeah."

"That's a lot, that's a lot," Trump said.

It is indeed. Once the discussion concluded, Zuckerberg leaned over to Trump to privately admit the president had caught him off guard. "I'm sorry I wasn't ready...I wasn't sure what number you wanted to go with," Zuckerberg said in a revealing moment caught on a hot mic.

So, clearly the whole thing is just performative: thank Donny for all he's doing, announce how much you're pledging into the US economy. It doesn't have to be real, just say it for the cameras.

Donny vs. a Tent

In a regime that thrives on cruelty and overreach, Donny has found his newest enemy: a tent. Not just any tent, but the White House Peace Vigil — a 44-year-old around-the-clock protest for global disarmament, older than most of his wives’ marriages combined. Its crime? Offending The Don’s delicate eyes after a sycophantic reporter called it an “eyesore.”

The command was immediate, dripping with petty authoritarianism: “Take it down, today, right now.” And so, the National Park Service — now apparently just a valet service for Donny’s tantrums — is expected to erase a piece of American history because Dear Leader doesn’t like the décor outside his window.

Philipos Melaku-Bello, who has kept the vigil alive since 1981, was seen embracing a fellow protester, bracing for the end of a four-decade stand for peace. This isn’t just a tent; it’s the longest-running protest in U.S. history. But to The Don, it’s just clutter — like democracy, free speech, or any other nuisance that doesn’t fit into his gold-plated worldview.

The administration has tried before: Congressman Jeff Van Drew helpfully wrote that the site was a “24-7 eyesore,” as if democracy were supposed to be neat and Instagrammable. Now Donny has decided to finish the job, tearing down the symbol of dissent that’s been an uncomfortable reminder, day and night, that not everyone bows before him.

It’s telling that The Don can’t tolerate a single tent of peaceful protest outside his palace, yet has no problem tolerating actual chaos, corruption, and violence inside his administration. The White House Peace Vigil may soon be rubble, but its destruction will stand as a perfect metaphor for Trumpism: obliterate history, erase dissent, and call it “making America great again.”

Operation Patriot 2.0: Because Nothing Says “Freedom” Like Deportation Squads

Donny’s back at it again, rolling out Operation Patriot 2.0 in Massachusetts — because apparently the first round of mass arrests just didn’t scratch that authoritarian itch. This sequel, like most sequels, promises the same recycled plot: ICE agents storm in, detain as many immigrants as possible, and then claim it’s all about “public safety.” Translation: if you’ve been released from custody once, Donny’s goons are now making you their top priority.

Boston’s sanctuary policies? According to the Department of Homeland Security, they’re nothing more than criminal hideouts. In reality, those policies exist to keep communities safer by not turning every traffic stop into a deportation hearing. But Donny’s crew prefers the “round ‘em up and ask questions later” approach. Why bother with nuance when you can govern by manhunt?

The administration won’t say how long this dragnet will last, or how many federal officers are being deployed — which is bureaucratic code for “indefinitely, and as many as we feel like.” It’s less about law enforcement and more about spectacle: a show of force meant to intimidate immigrant communities and score political points with the base.

The irony, of course, is in the name. Operation Patriot. Because nothing screams patriotism like tearing families apart and terrorizing neighborhoods. It’s the same tired playbook: demonize immigrants, blame sanctuary cities, and hope nobody notices that the real threats to democracy are coming from inside the White House.

So buckle up, Massachusetts. Donny’s decided that the best way to honor the land of the free is to send federal officers prowling your streets. Operation Patriot 2.0 isn’t about patriotism at all — it’s about power, punishment, and a president who confuses cruelty with strength.