Days Tagged with: donald trump
In a dazzling display of dysfunction, The Don orchestrates a 38-day government shutdown, showing off the art of hostage-...
In a dazzling display of democracy, voters across the country handed Donny a well-deserved smackdown, flipping blue stat...
Donny has an incoherent interview with CBS and Kash Patel, Donny's loyal lapdog, misuses a government jet for romantic e...
In a twisted homage to terror, Donny decided Halloween needed a sprinkle of fear, deploying ICE agents to snatch up immi...
Dozy Donny has somehow turned a diplomatic visit into a royal spectacle by accepting a literal golden crown from South K...
In a delightful cocktail of chaos, King Donny flails at cameras, revokes visas for dissenters, and orchestrates lethal s...
In a double feature of chaos, Donny's American circus rolls on, with a government shutdown dragging on like a bad sequel...
Dozy Donny has failed yet again to nab the Nobel Peace Prize, while Norway braces for retaliation. The committee honors...
As usual, Dozy Donny’s latest Cabinet meeting was less about governance and more about self-praise and social media dist...
In an astonishing display of melodrama, The Don contemplates invoking the Insurrection Act like a toddler wielding a toy...
From Homeland Security Chief Kristi Noem issuing immigration threats at the Super Bowl to The Don declaring Democrats as...
In a spectacular display of political pettiness, The Don has turned federal agencies into his personal campaign tools wh...
Donny's White House resorts to racist deepfake mockery, dragging Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries into a cheap digital...
In a whirlwind of shame, Donny dropped a racist deepfake video as a distraction, while threatening to hold healthcare ho...
Dozy Don has concocted a new conspiracy, painting the January 6 insurrection he orchestrated as an elaborate FBI plot—be...
King Don demands the sacking of Microsoft’s Lisa Monaco for being a pain in his ego. The Supreme Court now moonlights as...
On a day where escalators became the talk of the town, Donny played the victim card at the UN, claiming sabotage over a...
In his latest grand spectacle, The Don has declared antifa a 'domestic terrorist organization', conveniently ignoring th...
Donny turned a memorial for Charlie Kirk into a MAGA revival, rebranding him as a saintly martyr while spouting his infa...
Donny's authoritarian antics have reached new heights, from branding antifa as non-existent terrorists to silencing late...