Day 289: Donny's Descent: Election Day Horror Show

Red Turns to Blue: Donny Gets Walloped as Virginia Goes Blue and the GOP Eats Dirt

It was a bloodbath — and not the kind Donny likes to imagine when he’s talking about “American carnage.”

In a stunning rebuke of his regime, Democrats swept major races across the country, flipping states and cities that The Don’s disciples once treated like personal fiefdoms. Virginia turned deep blue. New Jersey stayed blue. New York got bluer. And somewhere in the middle of it all, Donny — America’s very own orange autocrat — was forced to pretend it didn’t happen.

Zohran Mamdani trounced Trump-endorsed Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race, proving that even in the MAGA multiverse, there’s a limit to how many times you can resurrect a disgraced politician. Cuomo approached the as Donny would; no bowing out gracefully, instead he stormed off.

Meanwhile, Mikie Sherrill and Abigail Spanberger scored double-digit gubernatorial wins in New Jersey and Virginia, flipping both governorships and sending shockwaves through what remains of the GOP’s nervous system.

The message from voters couldn’t have been clearer: Enough of the fascist cosplay, enough of the gold-plated tantrums, and enough of The Don.

And what did Donny do in response to this political mugging?

Exactly what you’d expect from a man whose idea of introspection is yelling at the mirror until it agrees with him.

Instead of acknowledging defeat, The Mad King took to Truth Social to blame the defeats on the fact he wasn't on the ballot.

Sure thing Donny.

If humility were an Olympic sport, Donny would still claim he won gold, even after tripping over his shoelaces and blaming the track.

Republicans, for their part, are reportedly “in shock,” though you’d think they’d be used to the feeling by now. The party of “winning so much you’ll get tired of winning” just got handed its collective ass, wrapped in a blue ribbon.

And then came the kicker: California approved new congressional district maps that all but doom the GOP’s chances of clinging to its slim House majority. So while Donny’s out there ranting about phantom ballots, Democrats are quietly redrawing the map — literally and politically — for the next decade.

The Don’s palace courtiers are already spinning it, of course. Mike Johnson mumbled something about “voter fraud,” while JD Vance tried to claim the results were “encouraging” because “momentum is cyclical.” Translation: we lost everything, but please don’t yell at us, sir.

But make no mistake — this was a rout. The Don’s aura of invincibility, already fraying under the weight of shutdowns, lawsuits, and international humiliation, just took another cannon blast.

The voters have spoken, loudly and clearly: they’re tired of being ruled by a man who confuses cruelty with strength and delusion with destiny.

And while Dozy Donny fumes in his half-built White House ballroom, insisting the peasants still love him, the rest of America is moving on — one blue ballot at a time.

The emperor still has no clothes. But thanks to this week’s election results, he’s running out of states willing to tell him otherwise.

California to Donny: Nice Try, Loser — Proposition 50 Wrecks His Gerrymandered Fantasy

In a glorious act of democratic jiu-jitsu, California voters just told Donny to shove his gerrymander where the sun doesn’t shine.

By approving Proposition 50, voters not only flipped off The Mad King’s latest power grab but also handed Democrats a potential five-seat boost in the House — a seismic shift that could unravel what’s left of Donny’s fragile congressional grip.

Here’s the backdrop: while Donny was in Texas carving congressional districts like a Thanksgiving turkey, bragging that he was “entitled” to five extra seats because of his “historic popularity” (read: delusion), California said enough. Proposition 50 temporarily dismantles the state’s independent redistricting commission and lets the Democratic-controlled legislature redraw the maps — a direct response to the GOP’s scorched-earth gerrymandering campaign across red states.

Governor Gavin Newsom, who spearheaded the measure, couldn’t resist twisting the knife.

It’s poetic justice, really. The Don spent years crying about “rigged maps” while demanding his own. Now he’s watching California — the biggest blue wall in America — redraw its lines in ways that could undo his House majority before he finishes gilding his new White House ballroom.

Republicans, predictably, are melting down. The same party that’s been gerrymandering the country into a pretzel for decades suddenly discovered a passion for “fair maps.” One GOP strategist whined to reporters that Proposition 50 was “a partisan hijacking of the process.” To which California voters effectively responded: “Cry harder.”

Let’s be clear: this wasn’t about fairness. It was about self-defense. Donny and his cronies in Texas have been slicing up congressional districts with all the restraint of a drunk butcher, and California just decided to play by the same ruthless rules — and play better.

For Democrats, it’s a strategic masterstroke. For Donny, it’s a tantrum waiting to happen. Expect a 3 a.m. Truth Social post soon about “illegal California maps” and “Marxist district lines.” Maybe even a new conspiracy theory about Governor Newsom hiding Antifa voters in Silicon Valley basements.

But for now, the message is simple: California just outplayed the king of sore losers at his own rigged game.

The result? Donny’s fantasy of permanent Republican dominance just hit the Pacific Ocean and sank.

And for once, California didn’t just turn the tide — it flipped the damn map.