Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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Day 199: Superheroes, Scandals, and Golden Gimmicks: A Trumpian Trilogy

Wednesday, August 6, 2025

Tim Cook Bribe Crop

Z-List Actor Who Played Illegal Alien in TV Show Signs up to ICE

Former 'Superman' actor Dean Cain announced his decision to join U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to bolster President Donald Trump's aggressive immigration enforcement policies. Cain, 59, known for his role in 'Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman,' stated his commitment to national security and encouraged others to enlist, highlighting benefits such as a $50,000 signing bonus and student loan repayment programs.


Attempted to coordinate a unified response to the Epstein scandal

Vice President JD Vance planned a dinner with Attorney General Pam Bondi, Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, FBI Director Kash Patel, and White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles to discuss the administration's handling of the Epstein case and the potential release of interview materials with Ghislaine Maxwell.


Tim Cook Offers Block of Gold to King Donny on Live TV

Remember when Donny called Apple CEO Tim Cook "Tim Apple" and we all thought it was just another one of his hilarious little brain farts? Well, Tim Apple’s back — and this time he’s literally delivering Donny’s favorite thing: shiny, gaudy, gold.

Yep, Cook turned up today and handed King Donny a literal block of gold as a “gift.” No pretense, no subtlety, just here’s a big chunk of the stuff you drool over while pretending to care about the country.

This isn’t just bad optics — this is peak banana republic. Imagine if any other world leader got a public gold bar from a billionaire tech CEO. But Donny? Oh no, that’s just “Tuesday.”

The corruption levels are now so high, they’ve punched through the charts, shot into the stratosphere, and are currently orbiting somewhere near Elon Musk’s ego.