Donny Loses the Plot, Takes a Rooftop stroll at the White House
Donny, never a bright man, has showed signs of serious cognitive decline even since the election.
Today he unexpectedly appeared on the White House roof and started to shout out to reporters how he's gifting money to the country by expanding the White House renovations in the most tasteless way possible. Yeah right. If you can be sure of anything from the eternal grifter, it's that he's paying for none of it.
So was this an impromptu press conference? A hostage situation? Performance art? Nobody knows. What we do know is that the so-called “leader of the free world” now apparently thinks rooftop ranting is presidential behavior. We can only be grateful he still had his pants on.
House Oversight Committee issues subpoena for Epstein-related records
Analysis of House Oversight Committee's Subpoena Actions
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The subpoenas appear to target specific individuals for political leverage, while omitting key figures from accountability measures. This selective targeting can erode public trust in legal processes and is a tactic often used to politicize investigations, detracting from genuine accountability efforts.
Ah, the House Oversight Committee — that august body of truth-seekers and noble defenders of transparency. At least, that’s what James Comer wants you to believe. In reality, the Republican-led committee’s latest stunt is a subpoena to the Justice Department demanding all documents related to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
On the surface, who could object? Epstein was a predator who moved in the wealthiest and most powerful circles, and the American public deserves answers. But let’s be honest: this isn’t about justice. This is about weaponizing one of the darkest scandals in recent history to settle political scores. The subpoenas don’t just target the DOJ; they drag in Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Bill Barr. Yes, that Bill Barr — Trump’s own fixer-in-chief.
Notice who’s missing from the subpoena list? That’s right, Donald J. Trump, a man photographed with Epstein multiple times, a man whose friendship with Epstein is provably lasting at least 20 years, a man who once praised Epstein’s taste in “young women,” and a man whose Mar-a-Lago served as one of Epstein’s social hunting grounds. Curious omission, isn’t it?
The Justice Department, for its part, has been clear: there’s no mythical “client list” being hidden away, no Illuminati-style directory of elites waiting to be exposed. What does exist are tens of thousands of videos and images documenting abuse of minors — sealed by the courts to protect the victims. But nuance never was the GOP’s strong suit. Comer and company prefer the insinuation game: drip out subpoenas, suggest a cover-up, and let the conspiracy machine do the rest.
And here’s the kicker: for all their grandstanding, Republicans have zero interest in looking at their own house. They won’t probe Trump’s long and cozy ties to Epstein, they won’t demand explanations for Trump’s administration floating pardons for Ghislaine Maxwell, and they certainly won’t ask why Trump’s DOJ under Barr tried so hard to keep certain Epstein files buried.
This isn’t accountability. It’s performance art. It’s distraction. And it’s yet another reminder that in MAGA world, “transparency” is just another tool for protecting Dear Leader while pointing the finger at everyone else.