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Day 197: Donny's Redistricting Rumble and Rwanda's Relocation Racket

Monday, August 4, 2025

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A Genteel Finger‑wave at Donny’s Map Manipulation

So, Donny decided to torch democratic quotas and flirt with mid‑decade gerrymandering in Texas to bolster the GOP. Cue the perfect dukes-up moment: New York’s Gov. Kathy Hochul, perched alongside courageous Texan Democrats who bolted their state to scuttle the vote, declared that New York will “fight fire with fire.” She’s exploring a mid‑decade redraw of congressional maps to counter Trump’s “legal insurrection”—and dare I say, retaliate with political reciprocity.

Across the nation, the fallout is nothing short of a redistricting arms race: California and Illinois Democrats are sizing up their own redraw options; meanwhile, political analysts sketch a national scramble as both parties prepare for a 2026 showdown.

In Sum: Donny’s power‑play in Texas didn’t just redraw maps—it redrew the battlefield. Instead of bowing, Democrats finally chose to escalate, matching his gambit with threats, solidarity, and potentially their own partisan redraw. It’s official: map‑making has become a sporting event, and Donny just threw down the gauntlet.


Donny Outsources Deportation: Hello, Rwanda!

In yet another daring move to hardball immigration policy, the Don's administration has inked a deal with Rwanda to take in up to 250 migrants deported from the U.S.. The accord, signed in Kigali back in June, marks the latest twist in Donny’s aggressive “third-country deportation” strategy—already in play with South Sudan and Eswatini.

Here’s how it works: Rwanda retains full discretion to vet and approve each proposed migrant. Those approved will receive workforce training, healthcare, and housing support—Robin Hood style, but with a deportation twist.

Rwanda, a nation still shaped by the trauma of genocide, asserts this deal aligns with its values of reintegration and rehabilitation. But critics warn Donny is effectively outsourcing the tough work—shifting the controversy and responsibility elsewhere.

Meanwhile, back in the U.S., Sen. Tim Kaine is using the Foreign Assistance Act to demand votes requiring the Trump administration to report on human rights conditions and any financial arrangements tied to these deportations. Expect votes after the August recess.

Bottom Line Donny’s deportation machine rolls on—but with a twist: he's outsourcing the unfortunate logistics to eager third-party nations. The big question now: is justice merely relocating? Or is it being outsourced?