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Day 196: Texas-sized Tantrums and Smithsonian Sanitization

Sunday, August 3, 2025

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Democrats Grow a Backbone

In a move that echoes past legislative drama, more than 50 Texas House Democrats fled the state—jetting off to places like Illinois and New York—to break quorum and stall a vote on a GOP-backed congressional map, one explicitly designed to net Republicans up to five extra seats ahead of the 2026 midterms

This isn’t mere politics—it’s Democrats serving up theatrical resistance to Donny’s map manipulation. The stakes? Without 100 lawmakers present (Texas’s quorum threshold), the House couldn't legally vote.

The GOP’s reaction: arrest warrants, daily $500 fines, and even threats to remove lawmakers from office. Senator John Cornyn escalated the fight further by securing —or at least claiming to have secured—FBI assistance to locate Democrats who are now outside Texas.

Meanwhile, Democratic leaders in blue states like Illinois, California, and New York are preparing to fight fire with fire, considering counter-redistricting efforts of their own if the GOP gets away with this mid-decade map grab.


Smithsonian removes Trump impeachment display

Ah yes, the Smithsonian — guardian of American history, now apparently curator of Donny’s fragile ego.

The Institution has quietly removed a placard in its American Presidency: A Glorious Burden exhibit that dared to mention President Trump’s impeachments. The official line? It “didn’t meet exhibit standards.” Of course. Because nothing screams “scholarly consistency” quite like memory-holing the fact that a U.S. president was impeached not once, but twice.

Naturally, the museum insists there was no political pressure from the Trump administration. Just a coincidence that the most thin-skinned president in history, who has spent years trying to scrub, sue, and scream away anything unflattering, suddenly sees a major museum downplay the most defining stains on his presidency. Nothing to see here.

The exhibit, titled A Glorious Burden, now feels more like a glorious cover-up. Because if you’re Donny, history isn’t about accuracy — it’s about obedience. And heaven forbid schoolkids wander through the Smithsonian and learn the inconvenient truth that the so-called “greatest president ever” was twice impeached and left office in disgrace.

This is how authoritarian rot creeps in: not with bonfires of books, but with quiet little edits, deletions, and denials — all done with a polite smile. The Smithsonian may say it wasn’t political, but in Trump’s America, even museums end up acting like court flatterers, tidying up the emperor’s past so his crown doesn’t look quite so tarnished.

Perhaps they should replace the missing exhibit with the Epstein Files, you know, the ones with Donny's name all over it.

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