Days Tagged with: trump administration
In a dazzling display of dysfunction, The Don orchestrates a 38-day government shutdown, showing off the art of hostage-...
In a display of peak presidential apathy, King Don watched impassively as a guest collapsed at an obesity drug event, pe...
In a oh-so-classy twist, The Don has graced the Oval Office with a new gold sign while the government shutdown leaves mi...
Donny's White House 'renovations' have impressed precisely no one - yet it remains Donny's top priority, even during a g...
Today, King Dozy Don transformed an international stage into his personal comedy club with an excruciating Indian accent...
In a surreal double-feature, Donny kicks off with a state-sanctioned abduction of journalist Sami Hamdi for daring to cr...
In a gallivanting display of executive overreach, The Mad King has boldly announced his intention to execute suspected d...
In Donny's latest performances, America’s national debt has skyrocketed to $38 trillion while he stages a military soap...
In an era defined by excess, The Don is busy erecting a $250 million ballroom—a monument to his own vanity—while the gov...
On October 18, 2025, The Mad King trembled as 7 million Americans rallied under the banner of 'No Kings,' showcasing the...
In a spectacular show of defiance, over 2,500 protests are set to ignite across America, banding together citizens of al...
Today, The Mad King Donny takes aim at John Bolton, turning a diary into an 'espionage' scandal fit for a dystopian nove...
In his latest masterclass on disdain for democracy, Donny has embraced his inner authoritarian by threatening to deploy...
In a delightful cocktail of chaos, King Donny flails at cameras, revokes visas for dissenters, and orchestrates lethal s...
As usual, Dozy Donny’s latest Cabinet meeting was less about governance and more about self-praise and social media dist...
Donny's not just lobbing insults; he's calling for the jailing of dissenting state leaders, proving that 'Mad King' is m...
In an astonishing display of melodrama, The Don contemplates invoking the Insurrection Act like a toddler wielding a toy...
Donny reemerged today to deliver a 45-minute soliloquy at the Navy's birthday bash, completely devoted to his own grande...
Donny's White House resorts to racist deepfake mockery, dragging Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries into a cheap digital...
In a bizarre military pep rally, Donny and his dim-witted sidekick, Pete Kegbreath, summoned top generals for a performa...