Day 254: Generals, Shutdowns, and One-liners

Donny and Pete Convene Generals to Discuss Deploying them Against US Citizens

Donny and degenerate Pete Kegbreath convened all the top US Military generals from around the world for a meeting. In the infantile brain of Hegseth, this was to be a rallying war cry, designed to inspire and motivate the top people in the military around his ‘leadership’.

Late last week, Donny got wind of this meeting and decided that he too needed to be there. Because one unqualified moron lecturing tried and tested professionals on how to do their jobs wasn’t enough.

Keggers clearly thought he was delivering a speech that they all wanted to hear when he cringingly said:

“Should our enemies choose foolishly to challenge us, they will be crushed by the violence, precision, and ferocity of the War Department,

The brain dead dimwit paused for dramatic effect… to follow up with:

“In other words, to our enemies, FAFO. If necessary, our troops can translate that for you.”

Once again, it was met with awkward silence. “FAFO” is an acronym for “Fuck around and find out,”, because chest beating and stupid catch phrases is now what the military is all about

The defense secretary, who with Donny’s support unofficially changed his title to “Secretary of War”, was far from done, he continued:

“We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don’t fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement.”

Ok all normal stuff then. “stupid rules of engagement”, yes why bother with the set of directives that govern how and when force can be used by the U.S. military — rules that are meant to prevent the indiscriminate killing of civilians among other war crimes.

The translation to this is just: You’ve a free pass to do what the fuck you want now, because Fuck Yeah!

Up Next was the Mad King himself. And he was ready to lay down the law and basically beg for applause. After Drunk Pete’s performance you’d think it would be an easy act to follow, but Donny managed to lower the bar and rant incoherently before not so subtly threatening everyone:

"I've never walked into a room so silent before… just have a good time. And if you want to applaud, you applaud. And if you want to do anything you want, you can do anything you want. And if you don't like what I'm saying, you can leave the room. Of course, there goes your rank, there goes your future"

As Donny has completely lost his marbles now, he droned on incoherently and had a ridiculous aside about stairs:

“I’m very careful, you know, when I walk down stairs. … I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall because it doesn’t work out well. A few of our presidents have fallen, and it became a part of their legacy. We don’t want that.… You walk nice and easy. You’re not, you don’t have to set any record. Be cool. Be cool when you walk down...

But don’t, don’t bop down the stairs. So one thing with Obama, I had zero respect for him as a president. But he would bop down those stairs, I’ve never seen, da-da, da-da, da-da, bop, bop, bop ... he’d go down the stairs, wouldn’t hold on, I said it’s great, I don’t wanna do it. I guess I could do it, but eventually bad things are gonna happen, and it only takes once. But he did a lousy job as president.”

The President of the United States ladies and gentlemen. He’s a fucking buffoon, who incidentally has slipped on stairs numerous times:

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All of this was building to the main event, where Donny wants to use the military against “the enemy within”. That’s right, against US citizens.

How have the fabulous media reported on all of this? Well they’ve sane washed the shit out of it of course:

• "Trump, Hegseth meet top US military officers at Quantico" - Aljazera
• "Trump and Hegseth Address 800 Military Generals and Admirals in Unprecedented Meeting" - Democracy Now
• "Trump and Hegseth Recount Familiar Partisan Complaints to Top Military Leaders" - NY Times

Look this is fucking full alarm bell stuff. They're openly threatening to use the US military against US citizens - this is not the time to downplay it.

Donny Shuts Down the Government. Again. Because Why Govern When You Can Wreck?

The United States government has officially ground to a halt, thanks to Donny and his band of sewer clowns failing to get a funding bill through Congress. Yes, we’re back in shutdown territory—the first since 2018–19, when Donny’s last hissy fit left federal workers lining up at food banks while he posed in the Oval Office like he’d just conquered Normandy.

This time, the sticking point is healthcare. Democrats refused to rubber-stamp the GOP’s hostage note without concessions, so Donny decided: fine, let’s tank the whole thing. The self-proclaimed “master dealmaker” somehow managed to pull off the one move even a toddler with a toy budget book wouldn’t attempt—he just threw the entire government into the trash pile.

Of course, Donny and his crewe of pathological liars are spinning some fantasy about how this is all the fault of the Democrats; despite the fact that the GOP control all three branches of government. The spin? That the Dems are wanting to give free health care to illegal aliens - which is just an outright lie. But what else is new.

So what now? Federal employees furloughed, services disrupted, the economy wobbling like Donny on a golf cart after two Diet Cokes. The last shutdown under his “leadership” cost the economy $11 billion, $3 billion of that gone forever. But sure, let’s run the same play again and act surprised when it ends in disaster.

This isn’t leadership. It’s vandalism. Donny doesn’t govern, he just wrecks things and then smirks at the rubble. The shutdown is just the latest proof that democracy is hanging by a thread, and that thread is currently being gnawed at by a bloated real estate scammer who thinks chaos is a governing philosophy.

What does historic Donny have to say about shutdowns?

Or how about:

How does Dozy Don, the weakest ever president then compare?

Name

George Bush

Shutdowns

0

Years

8

Name

Obama

Shutdowns

1

Years

8

Name

Biden

Shutdowns

0

Years

4

Name

Donny

Shutdowns

4

Years

5