Days Featuring Pete Hegseth
In a display of peak presidential apathy, King Don watched impassively as a guest collapsed at an obesity drug event, pe...
In Donny's latest performances, America’s national debt has skyrocketed to $38 trillion while he stages a military soap...
In a spectacularly embarrassing display, The Mad King Donny threw a verbal tantrum at Colombian President Gustavo Petro,...
Donny's White House resorts to racist deepfake mockery, dragging Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries into a cheap digital...
In a bizarre military pep rally, Donny and his dim-witted sidekick, Pete Kegbreath, summoned top generals for a performa...
Donny turned a memorial for Charlie Kirk into a MAGA revival, rebranding him as a saintly martyr while spouting his infa...
Donny and his crew dance around Donny's signature like it was an unsightly pimple, while Judge Simmons turned felony fra...
In today’s episode of ‘The Don’s Wild Ride,’ we have Health Secretary Bobby Ballbag, a man who treats facts like a buffe...
Donny's glorified clown cabinet squirmed and squealed praises for their Dear Leader while virtual chaos unfolded outside...
Donny is taking a victory lap after achieving nothing but humiliation in his cosy up with his pal Vlad, once again not r...
In a display of collective hysteria, Donny and his MAGA cultists are throwing tantrums over Zohran Mamdani's mayoral win...
Donny, flanked by his unqualified entourage of war-mongering misfits, proudly announced the obliteration of Iran's nucle...
Donny teeters on the brink of global chaos, musing about pulverizing Iran as casually as one considers breakfast options...