Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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September 21
MAGA Madness: Martyrs, Medical Myths, and Media Manipulation

Donny turned a memorial for Charlie Kirk into a MAGA revival, rebranding him as a saintly martyr while spouting his infa...

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September 9
The White House Circus: Signature Shenanigans and Judicial Jests

Donny and his crew dance around Donny's signature like it was an unsightly pimple, while Judge Simmons turned felony fra...

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September 4
Chaos in Charge: A Health Secretary, A Dinner Party, and a War-Tastic Rebrand

In today’s episode of ‘The Don’s Wild Ride,’ we have Health Secretary Bobby Ballbag, a man who treats facts like a buffe...

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August 26
The Mad King's Circus: Fawning, Fund Cuts, and War Cry

Donny's glorified clown cabinet squirmed and squealed praises for their Dear Leader while virtual chaos unfolded outside...

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August 16
Donny's Dastardly Diplomacy: A Masterclass in Malfeasance

Donny is taking a victory lap after achieving nothing but humiliation in his cosy up with his pal Vlad, once again not r...

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June 26
Donny's Descent into Delusion and Decree

In a display of collective hysteria, Donny and his MAGA cultists are throwing tantrums over Zohran Mamdani's mayoral win...

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June 22
We're Living in a Clown Timeline

Donny, flanked by his unqualified entourage of war-mongering misfits, proudly announced the obliteration of Iran's nucle...

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June 18
World Domination on a Whim: Donny's Diplomatic Doodles and Clown Cabinet Critiques

Donny teeters on the brink of global chaos, musing about pulverizing Iran as casually as one considers breakfast options...

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