Donny: "nobody knows what I’m going to do"
Analysis of Trump's Ambiguous Statements on Iran
Authoritarian RiskRationale
While Trump's statements indicate a potential for military escalation, they do not directly undermine democratic processes. However, the ambiguity and the potential for military action can signal a risk towards authoritarian governance by fostering fear and uncertainty, which can be exploited to consolidate power.
As Donny muses about starting WWIII with an attack on Iran to distract from his personal failings he admitted that:
"nobody knows what I’m going to do". Donald Trump, June 2025
No shit. Not even your advisors, who are also unable to contain or advise you. As you do all this presidenting shit by the seat of your pants..
Even Donny doesn't know what he'll do. I mean he's admitting he has no plan. He doesn't think, he's incapable of it. He might nuke Iran, he might take out their leader, maybe he'll take him for a nice dinner. These are things he'll decide on a whim after his Egg McMuffin breakfast.
Donny clearly relishes that this world changing decision rests in his tiny hands. It makes him a very special boy. Because he's a fucking idiot with no understanding or care about the consequences.
Barack Obama: Donny is a Dictator in Waiting
Obama, who's absence has been sorely felt these last few months, delivered an impassioned speech about the dangers of Donny and his confederacy of clowns in Connecticut.
Admittedly, he didn't use those words, or name Donny by name... though that's certainly the gist. He said:
"[the nation is] drifting into something that is not consistent with American democracy. It is consistent with autocracies.” Barack Obama, June 2025
'Drifting'? I have to say, that's something of an understatement. We're running right into it. Many people are completely aware of it and actually support it - because Despot Donny at the helm is apparently preferable to a 'liberal' who actually follows the rule of law and respects the constitution.
Fuck Donny, Fuck MAGA and Fuck anyone not standing up as part of the opposition.
Senator Tammy Duckworth Rips Pete Hegseth a New One
Senator Duckworth has repeatedly been vocal in her opposition to Donny's clown cabinet.
She voted against his appointment, on the grounds of him being completely unqualified.
In March, during Signal Gate, she was pretty forthright about her feelings.
And yesterday, there was no holding her back when she accused him of gross incompetence and priotizing renaming military bases over anything of actual substance.
"I don't know whether you are inexperienced or too incompetent, but I wonder when you will actually focus on our nation's warfighting mission, let the military get back to its real job." -Tammy Duckworth, Senator, June 2025
Watch the whole thing here, it's a satisfying watch, though if you're short for time or can't watch now, this is my favourite quote:
"Your failures, Mr. Secretary, since you’ve taken office, have been staggering. You sent classified operational information over Signal to chest-thump in front of your wife, who by the way has no security clearance, risking service member lives in the process." -Tammy Duckworth, Senator, June 2025
Donny threats to withhold wildfire relief funds from California
Analysis of Trump's Press Conference Remarks
Assault on Democracy Authoritarian RiskRationale
The suggested withholding of federal aid ties disaster relief to political grievances, undermining fair allocation practices and indicating potential consolidation of power by prioritizing political loyalty over need.
Donny is a petty vengeful man. He doesn't like Gavin Newsom, for daring to standup to him. He doesn't like California as it's a blue state.
So abusing his power to punish them is just par for the course. In a press conference, demented Donny suggested that his recent disputes with Governor Gavin Newsom could influence the allocation of federal aid for California's wildfire victims, stating, "Yeah, maybe" when explicitly asked if he would do so.
Someone slap that man.
Juventus Players Refuse to Entertain Donny's Trans Bashing
Donny invited Juventus to the White House and tried to get them to go along with his weird transphobic rant.
They were having exactly none of it.
Donny turned to them and asked: "Could a woman make your team, fellas? Tell me."
The players just looked at each other and remained silent.
"You're being nice," said Donny, before asking the team's General Manager what he thought.
"We have a very good women's team."
See Donny. Not everyone actually agrees with your batshit ideas. Now Fuck Off.