Days that: Consolidate Power
In an astonishing display of melodrama, The Don contemplates invoking the Insurrection Act like a toddler wielding a toy...
In a calculated response to a botched Border Patrol incident, The Don has unleashed 300 National Guard troops on Chicago...
From Homeland Security Chief Kristi Noem issuing immigration threats at the Super Bowl to The Don declaring Democrats as...
In a spectacular display of political pettiness, The Don has turned federal agencies into his personal campaign tools wh...
Donny's White House resorts to racist deepfake mockery, dragging Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries into a cheap digital...
In a bizarre military pep rally, Donny and his dim-witted sidekick, Pete Kegbreath, summoned top generals for a performa...
King Don demands the sacking of Microsoft’s Lisa Monaco for being a pain in his ego. The Supreme Court now moonlights as...
In his latest grand spectacle, The Don has declared antifa a 'domestic terrorist organization', conveniently ignoring th...
Donny’s minions at the FCC attempt to bludgeon ABC's broadcast license over a comic jab from Jimmy Kimmel, with Ted Cruz...
King Don's Senate confirmed 48 lackeys faster than you can say 'patronage,' while his UK state visit showcased his diplo...
Donny's authoritarian antics have reached new heights, from branding antifa as non-existent terrorists to silencing late...
Today, Donny threw an epic tantrum when asked about his business conflicts, threatened a journalist, and proceeded to la...
Donny, the reigning king of chaos, continues his tyrannical tour with a mix of incendiary rhetoric blaming the ‘radical...
Donny ordered the dismantling of a historic peace vigil, declaring war on a tent because it clashed with his vision of p...
In yet another display of kingly caprice, Donny rebranded the Pentagon as the Department of War, proving that ‘defense’...
In today’s episode of ‘The Don’s Wild Ride,’ we have Health Secretary Bobby Ballbag, a man who treats facts like a buffe...
In a spectacle fit for a lifetime achievement award in authoritarian madness, King Don relocates immigration detainees t...
Donny's attempts to sweep the Epstein scandal under the rug with summer recess backfired worse than one of his hairdos i...
On Labor Day, a sea of protest signs greeted The Don as he pulled a classic dictator move, erecting a banner with his ow...
Donny's death rumors fizzled out faster than his credibility as he played golf, sending his cult into another fundraisin...