Days that: Consolidate Power
In a stunning display of prioritization, The Don is busy revoking Secret Service protection for Kamala Harris—because wh...
In Donny's America, every critical service is second to the administrative whims of ICE, as immigrant firefighters are p...
In Donny's America, FEMA workers risking their jobs for truth are swiftly silenced, while the real crime wave consists o...
Donny's glorified clown cabinet squirmed and squealed praises for their Dear Leader while virtual chaos unfolded outside...
Donny's weight-shaming tirades against Governor Pritzker—while he himself resembles a bloated balloon—showcase a despera...
Donny's world descends into farce as convicted predator Ghislaine Maxwell becomes his unlikely mouthpiece, bolstering hi...
In a world gone mad, King Don decides he’s the Batman D.C. needs—only to promptly bumble into a lawn care monologue inst...
The Don and his merry band of misfits continue their march towards authoritarianism, from gerrymandering in Texas to dep...
Melania steps into the spotlight, threatening Hunter Biden with a $1 billion lawsuit for linking her to Epstein—classic...
In a dazzling display of debauchery, Donny's followers have gone full circus mode, spinning wild tales of D.C. as a lawl...
Once again, King Donny has opted for the classic delay tactic, extending tariffs and leaving U.S. businesses on a short...
In a stunning display of misplaced priorities, Donny deployed the National Guard amidst a crime lull, claiming it was 'L...
In yet another episode of Donny's authoritarian theatrics, we see Howard Fucknut leading a calculated raid on Harvard's...
Donny's antics hit new lows as he jams the economy with fabricated job figures, dumps mRNA vaccines because Facebook tol...
In his latest bid for dominance, Donny is juggling distractions like a circus clown under fire. With a DOJ witch-hunt on...
In the latest chapter of the autocratic soap opera, Donny's feud with Harvard escalates to court, proving that if you're...
In a delightful confluence of chaos, Donny's busy suing the Wall Street Journal for some embellished birthday cheer to E...
In a comical twist of judicial loyalty, the Supreme Court has handed Donny yet another victory, clearing the way to dism...
It's a bumper day. Donny’s Supreme Court gives the thumbs up for mass firings, while Pam Blondi has u-turned on the Epst...
King Donny celebrated Independence Day by signing his ‘Big, Beautiful Bill,’ a capitalist Christmas for the ultra-wealth...