Donny Files a $10 billion defamation lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch, Dow Jones, News Corp, and two Wall Street Journal reporters.
Donny’s having a little tantrum — and this one comes with a $10 billion price tag.
He’s suing Rupert Murdoch, the Wall Street Journal, and two of its reporters for daring to do journalism. Their crime? Publishing a story that Donny allegedly sent his good buddy Jeffrey Epstein a lewd birthday card in 2003 — complete with a sketch of a naked woman and a nod to “shared secrets.” Classy.
The lawsuit, filed in federal court in Miami, is Donny’s latest attempt to scream “FAKE NEWS” at anything that makes him look remotely like the sleazy weirdo he actually is. And let’s be honest if the drawing wasn’t his, why not just deny it and move on?
Oh right — because someone probably has the original.
And let’s not forget Donny’s past form: “I’ve never wrote drawn anything in my life,” he’s claimed. Except for all those other doodles of his that have shown up at auctions.
But sure, this is the hill he wants to sue on. A birthday card. To Epstein. Featuring boobs and “secrets.”
Totally normal presidential stuff.
Bottom line?
Donny is weaponizing the courts to chill real journalism—because facts and doodles are harder to spin than fake allegations.
Let's hope this one has its day in court.
Sick of Progress? RFK Jr's Got You Covered.
Do you long for the golden age of polio? Got a nostalgia kink for measles outbreaks? Then pack your bags and head on over to the good ol’ US of A, where Health Secretary RFK Jr is working overtime to undo a century of medical advancement, one bad take at a time.
Let’s talk measles. In case you hadn’t noticed, America is enjoying a delightful resurgence of the disease, with cases at a 33-year high. And while the Trump regime isn’t solely to blame, it’s not exactly losing sleep over it. RFK Jr - a man who shouldn’t be in charge of anything more medically advanced than a Band-Aid, has casually downplayed measles deaths and whined about the press coverage. Apparently, viral outbreaks just aren’t getting the rave reviews they used to.
But hey, at least he’s consistent. Consistently clueless. This is the same health secretary who told Congress in May with a straight face that Americans probably shouldn’t take medical advice from him. (For once, we agree.)
Naturally, he forgot saying that five minutes later and started playing doctor anyway. His latest vibe-based policy? Yanking Covid booster recommendations for healthy kids and pregnant women, something so bizarre and reckless that public health experts across the country nearly choked on their stethoscopes. Pro tip: the Health Secretary doesn’t typically go rogue on the CDC’s vaccine guidelines like this.
But here we are. In a country where actual doctors are being drowned out by conspiracy-pilled officials playing dress-up with public health policy.
Science? Donny says "No thanks."
Analysis of Dismantling of the EPA's Office of Research and Development
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The dismantling of the EPA's ORD undermines the federal agency's ability to conduct independent scientific research, which is essential for regulatory processes. Reducing staff and restructuring can also be seen as a means to consolidate executive power by limiting independent oversight and accountability. Furthermore, this action contributes to the erosion of civil liberties by weakening environmental protections that benefit public health and safety.
In yet another victory for ignorance, Donny's regime has dismantled the EPA’s Office of Research and Development, because who needs science when you've got vibes, oil donors, and conspiracy memes?
ORD, the part of the EPA that actually, you know, does the science, has been axed. Thousands of scientists and researchers? Gone. Years of work on environmental safety, pollution control, climate resilience? Shredded like Donny’s tax returns.
As part of this brilliant plan, EPA staffing has been slashed by nearly 23%, from 16,155 down to just 12,448 employees. But hey, they say it’ll save $750 million, so that’s a win, right? Just ignore the fact that it's your lungs, water supply, and future on the chopping block.
Donny’s made it abundantly clear: research, data, facts - they're all just inconvenient obstacles on the path to corporate profit and authoritarian cosplay. Environmental protection? Never heard of her.
So congrats America, your air might kill you, your water might poison you, but at least some billionaire got another tax break.