Day 245: MAGA Madness: Martyrs, Medical Myths, and Media Manipulation

A Saint for the MAGA Age

Donny just delivered a eulogy for Charlie Kirk in Arizona, and if you didn’t know better, you’d think they were canonizing him. The whole spectacle was pitched somewhere between a political rally and a tent revival, with chants of “USA! USA!” punctuating the scripture and MAGA doctrine getting slipped into every other line of prayer.

Donny, in a rare moment of self-awareness, actually contrasted Kirk’s supposed love for his opponents with his own bottomless disdain for anyone who dares cross him. But make no mistake: the real purpose of the memorial wasn’t to grieve: it was to enshrine Kirk as a martyr and to crank up the machinery of political exploitation.

Kirk the Martyr

Widely detested Vice President JD Vance went full televangelist, declaring Kirk a “martyr for the Christian faith.” Not content with merely memorializing a political operative, the MAGA machine elevated him into the role of a saint — a flawless vessel of God’s will and America’s destiny. Forget his record of bigotry, disinformation, and relentless culture-war drivel. In death, Kirk was rebranded as a modern-day Jesus figure, fallen in the holy war against the “radical left.”

Politics in the Pews

The eulogy wasn’t just a funeral; it was campaign fuel. Cabinet secretaries, senior White House officials, and conservative influencers lined up to praise Kirk’s “vision” — which, stripped of sanctimony, was little more than a tireless crusade against LGBTQ people, immigrants, and anyone outside his narrow worldview. Donny used the stage not just to honor his foot soldier, but to remind his base who the real enemy is. With him openly saying how he 'hates' his enemies.

Right, I'm glad we cleared that up. All perfectly normal stuff from the President of the United States. A guy who you can always rely on to lower the bar.

The Needed Esptein Distraction

Before Kirk's murder, Donny was flailing, desperate for a distraction. Any distraction from the scandal that won't die. The fact that he's almost certainly all over the Epstein files and the GOP are covering that shit right up. And voted, the day after Kirk's murder not to release them.

The assassination, and the political rallying in the aftermath has proved the perfect distraction for Donny.

Don't let them get away with it.

The Farce in Full

The whole thing was less about mourning a man and more about myth-making. Kirk’s flaws and failures were scrubbed clean, replaced with hagiography that turns him into a sainted martyr, crucified by the evils of pluralism and diversity. It was, in essence, a celebration of bigotry and idiocy, dressed up in the language of faith and patriotism.

Imagine taking part in that god awful bullshit. Let's call this out for what it is. It's sickening. It's not about religion. It's not about Charlie Kirk. It's all performatory bull shit.

If you're part of the MAGA cult, then you're part of the problem. You have no critical thinking skills. There is nothing good in this cult for anyone other than Donny and a small assemble of oligarchs.

Donny's Insane Baseless Tirade Against Tylenol

In the latest episode of Science According to Donny, the administration is preparing to unveil a medical breakthrough so groundbreaking it skips the “science” part entirely.

Apparently, Tylenol, a medication pregnant women have been taking safely for decades - is now the prime suspect in causing autism, at least according to a White House more interested in gut feelings than peer-reviewed research. Forget decades of established medical guidance; Donny's top team, led by cretin RFKlown has decided it knows better, armed with little more than conspiracy-fueled hunches and a deep-seated allergy to facts.

That's right - Donny "just feels" that this is the case, and he's a man of such good instincts, fuck all the scientific evidence to the contrary and the total lack of evidence to back Donny's hunch.

This is utterly baseless of course. It's not even supported by their own evidence. It's all so embarrassingly stupid I can't believe this isn't a dream.

Keep in mind, autism has existed, well forever, and was first recognized in 1911. Tylenol (Paracetamol elsewhere in the world) didn't exist till the 1950s. The increased numbers of diagnoses is attributed to heightened awareness and better diagnostic tools.

And because Donny is an illiterate moron, he couldn't even pronounce the name of the drug and just settled on the brand name. Standing there stuttering like the illiterate fuckwad that he is.

He said "don't take Tylenol" repeatedly, returning to the phrase literally dozens of times during the press conference.

Flanked by RFK Jr, he also had to throw in some garbage, evidence-free bull shit about vaccines, that apparently also cause autism.

There is no evidence whatsoever, nor studies that show vaccines have anything to do with autism. This has been debunked countless times.

That didn't stop the Mad King though, Donny also suggested that all-in-one vaccines contained "80" different vaccines, which they don't, that they "pump ...too much liquid" into babies, which they don't, and they could maybe, ")sorta, have something to do with autism", which they don't.

"I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse," Donny added. "You have a little child. A little fragile child. And you've got a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess, 80 different blends, and they pump it in."

To stick with the horse theme - this is total horseshit. Donny isn't a doctor, or a trained medic of any kind. Nor is RFK Jr. What they both are however are certified morons. Never take medical advise of one of those - it goes without saying.

But wait, the miracle cure is here! Enter leucovorin, a drug with all the scientific backing of a late-night infomercial. No studies proving it works for autism? No problem! When has a lack of evidence ever stopped this administration from barreling ahead with a solution that sounds good on cable news? After all, this is the same crew that once floated bleach as a disinfectant you could, you know, just sort of drink.

The rollout of this latest “innovation” was heralded by Donny himself during the memorial for Charlie Kirk, where he proclaimed, “I think we found an answer to autism,” as though centuries of research and lived experience could be undone by a presidential soundbite. In Donny's universe, announcing medical miracles is just another campaign rally tactic, sandwiched somewhere between mocking political opponents and promising border walls.

Meanwhile, actual doctors, scientists, and autism advocacy groups are left banging their heads against their desks. They point out the obvious: reckless pseudoscience dressed up as policy not only erodes trust in public health, it actively endangers vulnerable populations. But to this administration, “medical consensus” is just another elitist conspiracy; like climate change, or democracy.

Once again, the Trump White House demonstrates that governing, for them, is less about evidence-based policy and more about performance art: a tragicomic blend of ignorance, hubris, and opportunism, played out on the national stage at the expense of real people’s lives.

I'd very much like to wake up from this nightmare now. Donny didn't, no couldn't have won the 2024 election. It's just too insane that 77 million people deliberately voted for this clown to lead us.

The First Amendment No Longer Applies

In yet another authoritarian cosplay performance, Donny and his loyal lapdog Pete “Secretary of War” Hegseth have decided that the Pentagon should be less like the beating heart of U.S. defense and more like a goddamn North Korean press office. Journalists are now required to pinky-swear that they won’t publish anything the regime hasn’t rubber-stamped, and if they dare to step out of line? Boom—press credentials revoked, door slammed shut, First Amendment trampled under Donny’s stubby heel.

This is not “security.” This is not “order.” This is Donny throwing a tantrum because reality keeps leaking out in headlines that don’t flatter his bloated ego. It’s government transparency the way Donny likes it: opaque as a sewer pipe and smelling just as foul.

Media organizations, the National Press Club, and the Freedom of the Press Foundation are all screaming bloody murder, because this horseshit is indistinguishable from prior restraint—the constitutional red line the Pentagon Papers already settled decades ago. But Donny and Pete don’t give a damn about history, law, or democracy. To them, the First Amendment is just another inconvenient document to wipe their asses with between Fox News hits.

Let’s be clear: telling journalists where they can walk, what they can say, and who they can piss off is not “patriotism.” It’s censorship. It’s cowardice. It’s Donny and Pete desperately trying to control the narrative while wrapping themselves in the flag like drunk frat boys at a football game.

So here we are, with the so-called “land of the free” inching closer to some banana-republic cosplay nightmare—press freedom hanging by a thread while Donny smirks and his cronies cheer. And for what? To protect America? Please. This is about protecting Donny’s paper-thin skin and his administration’s bottomless pit of corruption.

This is not North Korea - yet.