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Day 237: Hypocrisy is Off the Charts

Saturday, 13 September 2025

Donny on Fox and Friends

Donny Doesn't want To Heal the Divide. He wants War

Donny literally says he “couldn’t care less” about fixing America’s political divide. For a US president this is a low bar, even for Donny.

After Charlie Kirk’s death, Donny climbed atop his favorite soapbox to blame the “radical left,” calling them “vicious and horrible” while ranting about open borders and transgender kids in sports. His solution? Not dialogue, not unity — just “beat the hell out of them.” Nothing like a little casual incitement from the Commander-in-Chief.

So when asked by Fox & Friends host Ainsley Earhardt how the political landscape could be ‘fixed’ in light of recent caustic division and violence, Donny didn't hold back:

“I’ll tell you something that’s going to get me in trouble, but I couldn’t care less." Donny, September 25

Rather than calling for calm and unity, Sonny accused the entire 'left' of being accessories to murder. And even more ominously, he's implied that the full power of the federal government will soon be used against them.

Hyperpolarization in America, is a major problem. The last thing it needs is the President pouring fuel on the fire.

In the immediate aftermath, Elon Musk announced to his 225 million followers on X that “The Left is the party of murder,”. This is the free speech we continue to protect - but anyone daring to voice that Charlie Kirk's opinions were controversial at best - are losing their jobs. It's total fucking hypocrisy and they're controlling the narrative of 'acceptable politics'. This is fucking insane.

It’s the same script we’ve seen before: tragedy strikes, Donny points fingers, skips the details, and uses it all to score points in the never-ending grievance Olympics. Healing the nation? Please. The Don’s governing philosophy is simple: keep America angry, divided, and watching him.

So now we know, straight from the horse’s (or clown’s) mouth — Donny couldn’t care less about bridging divides. Because division isn’t the problem for him. Division is the plan.


Donny’s New Rule: Free Speech Is Free… Until You Use It

In the wake of Charlie Kirk’s murder, The Don’s administration has discovered a bold new frontier in authoritarian overreach: firing people for their tweets. Teachers, firefighters, soldiers — anyone who dared so much as roll their eyes online at the news — have found themselves out of a job.

Defense Secretary and White House drunkard Pete Hegseth, never one to miss an opportunity to cosplay as a Gestapo officer, ordered the military to root out Pentagon staff who “mocked or condoned” Kirk’s death. Translation: if you didn’t post a sufficiently teary emoji, your career is over.

So much for “free speech.” The same crew who scream about cancel culture now run the most aggressive cancellation campaign in US history — except this time, it’s the government doing the canceling. Teachers lose classrooms, firefighters lose stations, soldiers lose ranks. All because Donny can’t stand the idea that anyone, anywhere, might not genuflect before his fallen golden boy.

Civil liberties advocates are outraged, but The Don is thrilled. After all, silencing dissent is the closest thing he has to a governing principle. America was founded on the idea that you can criticize those in power without fear. Under Donny, the new motto might as well be: “Speak freely… and pack your desk.

Oh - and this remains the most convenient assassination ever. Dominating news cycles, it's burying the Epstein files scandal, the one Republicans voted not to release on Thursday.


Fox & Friends With Benefits (For Fascists)

Let’s skip the lazy Nazi analogies — we don’t need them when Fox’s Brian Kilmeade literally suggested eugenics as public policy. On live television. His genius plan for homelessness and mental illness? Kill them off. Round of applause, folks — America’s morning show has finally outpaced Alex Jones.

Meanwhile, ordinary people are losing their jobs for posting a sarcastic shrug emoji about Charlie Kirk’s murder. Teachers, firefighters, soldiers — gone in an instant as a matter of government policy. But if you’re a Fox anchor openly calling for the extermination of vulnerable populations? A quick “my bad” on air and you’re back to sipping coffee with Steve Doocy like nothing happened.

The hypocrisy is staggering even by Donny’s circus standards. Criticize a MAGA mascot and you’re canceled by the state. Call for executing the homeless? Eh, “boys will be boys.” After all, it's the rhetoric of "radical left lunatics" that have got us where we are today.

And where’s Donny in all this? Silent. Too busy polishing his putter to comment. Not that anyone expected compassion from a man whose administration treats human misery like a zoning issue. Kilmeade’s cruelty isn’t an outlier — it’s the natural soundtrack to a government that sees the vulnerable as expendable and dissent as treason.


Toilet Cop Solves Crime (Badly)

Shortly after Charlie Kirk’s shooting, Toilet Cop Nancy Mace rushed to the nearest microphone to announce her conclusion: “Democrats own this.” Case closed. CSI: MAGA.

Never mind that the shooter is still at large. Never mind that no motive has been established. Nope, in Toilet Cop’s world, every crime scene comes with a pre-printed sign: “Property of the Democrats.”

NBC’s Ryan Nobles had the audacity to press her with a little thing called logic: by that standard, do Republicans “own” the double murder of two Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota earlier this summer?

Cue Toilet Cop short-circuiting. She sputtered, she raged, she dodged harder than Donny avoiding a subpoena. “Are you kidding me?” she shrieked, before returning to her one-note chorus: “The Democrats own this, 100%.”

Translation: political violence is bad, unless it happens to Democrats — in which case, shut up, stop asking questions, and please clap.

Toilet Cop’s meltdown is a masterclass in hypocrisy: weaponize tragedy for partisan points, refuse to apply the same standard to your own side, and scream over anyone who dares to point out the double standard. It’s less governance and more toddler tantrum with a congressional pin.

But hey, at least she stayed on brand. After all, who better than the Toilet Cop to take a national tragedy and flush it straight into the partisan sewer?