Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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Day 136: Donny's Dystopia: Travel Bans, Vendettas, and ICE's New Cruelty

Wednesday, 4 June 2025

Immigrants arriving

Travel Ban II: No brown people

Donny has resurrected one of his previous batshit policies from his first reign by re-introducing a new 'Travel Ban', straight from the brain of evil shitbag Stephen Miller.

Twelve countries are on the list that comes in to effect on Monday. The new ban includes Afghanistan, Myanmar, Chad, the Republic of Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen.

Donny was pretty emphatic about how he views people from these countries:

“We don’t want them”

  • Dipshit Donny, June 2025

Notably, Donny hasn't imposed a ban on Heard Island, where he imposed a 10% tariff back in April, despite only being inhabited by Penguins.This is probably an oversight, as we don't want them either so be warned Penguins, we don't want your sort around these parts.


Cognitive Dissonance: The Donny Doctrine

Donny is a pathetic, vindictive man. He constantly alleges that Biden is a criminal mastermind, stealing elections and weaponising the justice system against him. Oh no. that's actually Donny who did those things, but hey.

Donny is always keen to try and push a completely conflicting narrative that Biden is also a cognitively impaired geriatric who can't tell you his own name. So now, a few weeks after his cancer diagnosis, Donny has ordered an investigation into Biden's cognitive decline and a deliberate effort by aides to hide it.

Why? Because Donny a spiteful fucker who can't tell reality from his own fiction. And anything that can undermine Biden or be used as a tool to overturn his executive actions and/or pardons.

The whole thing is just an irrelevant, contemptible distraction from Donny's daily assault on America.


Another Fuck You from Donny to Harvard University

Donny continues his vindictive attack on Harvard by signing a proclamation that suspends the entry of foreign nationals seeking to study or participate in exchange programs at Harvard University for six-months.

In Donny's mind this is a win-win:

  • Less foreign people ☑
  • Continues to impose rules on Harvard who have had the temerity to push back on Donny ☑

In reality, it's another nail in the coffin for democracy as the mad king continues with his reign of terror.


Let's turn the cruelty dial to Eleventy

Stephen Miller, National Security Advisor, and gleeful psychopath has been getting angry at missing all his deportation targets.

He's demanded that ICE goons use a bit more initiative and to get creative when finding brown people to deport. In an email, officers have been told:

“We need to turn up the creative knob up to 11 and push the envelope.” -Marcos Charles

Essentially a directive to up the cruelty and to hell with who gets hurt.