Trouble in Paradise as Elon Musk dares Criticise King Don's Big Boner Bill

Elon Musk, Emperor of Space and Mars has dared to break ranks and publicly denounced Donny's 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act' as a 'disgusting abomination,' citing his 'concerns' over increased national debt and fiscal irresponsibility.

For once, I have to side with the Ketamine Kid, which I resent. So Fuck You Elon.

The tweet comes days after Elon was force out has stepped away from Donny's regime to focus on fixing his broken business empire that he personally tarnished with his own brand of nazism.

Is this the break up we've all been expecting...

Fox News: "I want to point out that we like tacos"

After Donny's wall street nickname of 'TACO' (Trump Always Chickens Out) was exposed, Fox News hilariously came to Donny's defence describing him as 'the bravest man in the world'.

While the rest of the world laughed their ass off at Donny's expense, particularly as the thin skinned bastard can't tolerate even the slightest criticism, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld mounted this laughable defence:

New Tariff Deadline: Wednesday

Donny promised 90 deals in 90 days back in April. 52 days later, so far we've got this many deals:

0

When pressed, automaton Kevin Hassett keeps his optimistic yet completely non-committal stance that deals will flying in at any moment. Only a month ago, Donny promised us we had more deals than countries in the world. Presumably he's so good at the art of the deal, he's been striking deals even with uninhabited islands desperate to make a deal after tariffs were first announced.

Now, desperate to make some progress Donny is laying down the law and giving everyone till Wednesday to come to the table with their best offers, or face more tariffs. Which everyone knows, he'll flip flop on days later.

The Art of the Deal

Canada gives America the Finger

Canada is pushing ahead with its new Nation Building project to fuck Donny and his clowns.

In response to Donny's "unjustified and unlawful" tariffs Mark Carney has said his new government will be pushing ahead with national projects aimed at boosting their economy and independence from the US. Because they don't want any part of it.

Fuck You Donny.

No Gay Boats! Because we Say so that's Why

Pathetic doesn't begin to describe it. Waiting especially for Pride month, clueless moron and US Defense Secretary, Pete Hegseth has ordered the renaming of the USNS Harvey Milk, a Navy ship named after the gay rights activist and Navy veteran.

Because that's a gay thing. We can't be having any of that, in the Navy of all places. It's a low bar, but Pete managed to lower it. Tosser.