Days Tagged with: government shutdown
In a classic move of theatrical governance, the Senate mustered just enough votes to string together a funding bill that...
In a dazzling display of dysfunction, The Don orchestrates a 38-day government shutdown, showing off the art of hostage-...
In a oh-so-classy twist, The Don has graced the Oval Office with a new gold sign while the government shutdown leaves mi...
In a spectacular display of spite, The Don threatens to choke New York City’s federal funding if the Mayoral vote doesn'...
Donny has an incoherent interview with CBS and Kash Patel, Donny's loyal lapdog, misuses a government jet for romantic e...
Donny's White House 'renovations' have impressed precisely no one - yet it remains Donny's top priority, even during a g...
In a spectacular display of authoritarian flair, The Mad King has called for the Senate to ‘nuke’ the filibuster mid-shu...
Today, King Dozy Don transformed an international stage into his personal comedy club with an excruciating Indian accent...
In Donny's latest performances, America’s national debt has skyrocketed to $38 trillion while he stages a military soap...
In a scene that rivals any dystopian flick, the Mad King's ICE commandos stormed Chinatown with the fervor of a petty ty...
In an era defined by excess, The Don is busy erecting a $250 million ballroom—a monument to his own vanity—while the gov...
In a double feature of chaos, Donny's American circus rolls on, with a government shutdown dragging on like a bad sequel...
In an astonishing display of melodrama, The Don contemplates invoking the Insurrection Act like a toddler wielding a toy...
Donny reemerged today to deliver a 45-minute soliloquy at the Navy's birthday bash, completely devoted to his own grande...
From Homeland Security Chief Kristi Noem issuing immigration threats at the Super Bowl to The Don declaring Democrats as...
In a spectacular display of political pettiness, The Don has turned federal agencies into his personal campaign tools wh...
Donny's White House resorts to racist deepfake mockery, dragging Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries into a cheap digital...
In a whirlwind of shame, Donny dropped a racist deepfake video as a distraction, while threatening to hold healthcare ho...