Days that: Manipulates the Economy and Inequality
Today, the President of the United States openly ordered the Attorney General to exact revenge on political foes like a...
Donny’s crew is spinning tales thicker than old golf course turf. House Speaker Mike Johnson claims Donny’s an undercove...
In yet another display of kingly caprice, Donny rebranded the Pentagon as the Department of War, proving that ‘defense’...
In a world gone mad, King Don decides he’s the Batman D.C. needs—only to promptly bumble into a lawn care monologue inst...
Donny’s summit with Putin in Alaska turned out to be little more than a farcical photo op, with King Don collapsing unde...
In a stunning display of misplaced priorities, Donny deployed the National Guard amidst a crime lull, claiming it was 'L...
In yet another episode of Donny's authoritarian theatrics, we see Howard Fucknut leading a calculated raid on Harvard's...
Donny's antics hit new lows as he jams the economy with fabricated job figures, dumps mRNA vaccines because Facebook tol...
Donny's tariff tantrum is hitting 69 countries across the globe as he crafts economic policy like a petulant child throw...
In a particularly egregious episode of ‘Gaslight Theater’, King Don dismisses the Epstein investigation as a ‘boring hoa...
In an impressively coordinated display of incompetence, Ted Cruz slashed vital NOAA funding during deadly floods, Rollin...
It's a bumper day. Donny’s Supreme Court gives the thumbs up for mass firings, while Pam Blondi has u-turned on the Epst...
King Donny celebrated Independence Day by signing his ‘Big, Beautiful Bill,’ a capitalist Christmas for the ultra-wealth...
Today, the GOP proudly displayed their utter lack of shame as they clapped in unison while passing Donny's grotesquely n...
Donny toured his ghastly concentration camp dubbed "Alligator Alcatraz" that’s a playground for environmental disasters...
Donny launches 'Trump Fragrances' — a new ploy to milk his loyal MAGA minions while they pine for the ghost of greatness...
In the latest episode of 'Donny vs. Democracy,' our beloved King threatens to yank federal funds from New York City unle...
Donny teeters on the brink of global chaos, musing about pulverizing Iran as casually as one considers breakfast options...
Donny's obsession with gold escalates into a shameless grift with the launch of 'Trump Mobile', a molten monstrosity cat...
Donny and Ego Musk have flung their toys out of the pram over Musk's tepid critiques of Trump's latest disaster, the 'Bi...