Fuck You All, Donny's Bill has Been Passed
Analysis of Trump's Rally and Legislation
Authoritarian RiskRationale
While the rally does not directly undermine democratic processes, the celebration of significant fiscal legislation highlights a potential misuse of executive authority and rewards for allies, creating economic disparities. This can signal a risk towards authoritarian practices, as it centralizes power and offers preferential treatment in economic policies.
If they had a shred of decency left, the GOP would be hanging their heads in shame today. But shame requires a conscience—and after the passage of Donny’s vile “Big Beautiful Bill”, it’s crystal clear: they don’t have one.
This bill is a flaming dumpster of corporate greed, slashing social programs, exploding the deficit, and handing yet another golden parachute to billionaires and megacorps - all while pretending it’s for the little guy. Spoiler: it’s not.
So how did Donny mark the occasion? With one of his full-blown Nazi-lite rallies in Des Moines, Iowa, of course. Crowds, flags, shouting, loyalty pledges - the usual MAGA pageantry wrapped in authoritarian cosplay.
No Donny rally would be complete without the "Donny Double Dick Dance" of course:
And Donny, as always, couldn’t help but pat himself on the back:
“It’s the perfect birthday present for America.”
No, Donny. It’s the perfect birthday present for Shell, Amazon, Raytheon, and your billionaire donors. For the rest of us? It’s just another brutal reminder that MAGA “patriotism” is about profit, not people.
The GOP didn’t just pass a bad bill. They cheered while doing it. They sold out the working class to appease a conman with fascist fantasies and a gold-plated toilet seat.
Donny Tries to Sell Rice to Japan
I’ve said it before, but let’s say it louder for the people in the back: Donny is an imbecile.
Today’s proof? He tried to sell rice… to the Japanese.
Yes. Rice. To Japan. As in, the country that basically invented it, perfects it, worships it, and eats it with literally every meal.
Donny - clearly high on his own delusions, lectured Japanese trade officials on the benefits of importing U.S. rice, and when they didn’t immediately bow to the brilliance of his pitch, he threatened more tariffs.
Japan are no doubt quaking over TACO's latest threat that if imposed, he'll rescind days later.