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Day 290: The Golden Age of Absurdity: Donny Goes for Glamour While Citizens Starve

Wednesday, 5 November 2025

Donny Gold Desk

Donny Slaps Gold More on the White House While Millions Go Hungry

As millions of Americans struggle to afford groceries, President Donald Trump has found something far more pressing to address: branding the Oval Office in yet more tasteless gold.

Yes, in the middle of the longest government shutdown in U.S. history, The Don has unveiled a gleaming new gold sign marking the Oval Office, as if anyone had forgotten who sits there.

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It’s the latest act in his ongoing “Let them eat gold” presidency — a grotesque juxtaposition of excess and indifference that could make Marie Antoinette blush. This tone-deaf flourish comes as the administration continues demolishing the White House East Wing to make room for Trump’s $300 million personal ballroom, a monument to ego that’s rising even as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) collapses, leaving more than 43 million Americans without benefits.

“I wish they would focus on helping struggling Americans,” said Senator Lisa Blunt Rochester (D-DE). “But this isn’t a good sign.”

Pennsylvania congressman Malcolm Kenyatta was blunter:

“This sign looks like shit,”

Meanwhile, the Mad King continues to preside over a paralyzed government, furloughed workers, and growing hunger — all while polishing his legacy, literally, in gold.

The contrast couldn’t be starker: on one side, lavish renovations funded by private donors and the president’s fortune; on the other, empty cupboards and shuttered agencies.

But this is classic Donny — turning crisis into spectacle, substituting empathy with ornamentation.

The gold lettering on the Oval Office door isn’t just tacky décor — it’s a gilded metaphor for a presidency that values aesthetics over substance, vanity over service, and self over country.

So as the East Wing crumbles and the SNAP program withers, one thing shines bright in Washington: Trump’s name, in gold, for all to see.

A fitting sign, indeed — one that says everything about the man who put it there.


33 Truths and a Tantrum - Donny Goes Nuts on his Shitty App

In a performance only The Don could deliver, President Trump unleashed 33 Truth Social posts in under three hours — a flurry of self-congratulation, grievance, and sheer desperation just one day after Democrats delivered a clean sweep in New York, California, Virginia, and New Jersey.

The posts read like a fever dream of denial: half self-promotion (plugging ghostwritten memoirs by his inner circle), half AI-generated videos of himself reciting his own “greatest hits.” Because nothing says stable leadership like watching a robot version of yourself sing your praises.

When reporters asked for comment, the White House offered a robotic response of its own — literally. An automated message blamed “staff shortages resulting from the Democrat Shutdown.” How convenient.

But make no mistake: this wasn’t about staffing, or even governance. It was about ego management. The Don simply cannot stand being upstaged.

The Democrats’ victories — from Zohran Mamdani’s historic mayoral win in New York City to double-digit gubernatorial triumphs in Virginia and New Jersey — were a clear repudiation of Trumpism. And so, true to form, The Mad King lashed out into the digital void, desperate to drown out the sound of democracy working without him.

This is not new behavior. It’s a pattern — a loop of self-obsession, denial, and deflection. When faced with failure, The Don’s instinct is not reflection or leadership, but a manic need to control the narrative, even if it means arguing with himself in the comments section.

The result? A timeline that reads less like a presidential communication channel and more like the diary of a man unraveling in real time.

As one exhausted White House aide reportedly muttered off the record:

“We just turn off the alerts after post number ten.”

While millions of Americans worry about the shutdown, lost paychecks, and food insecurity, their president is busy flooding his social feed with propaganda and self-parody.

It’s leadership by algorithm — a presidency powered by vanity and Wi-Fi. So, as the nation celebrates a Democratic resurgence, The Don’s 33 posts stand as his true legacy: not 33 truths, but 33 reminders of just how unfit he is to lead.