Donny Turns the Dial Past 11, Accuses Obama of Treason
Analysis of Trump's Accusation Against Obama
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Trump's labeling of Obama as 'treasonous' undermines pluralism by framing political opposition as enemies, effectively delegitimizing dissent. This action, devoid of evidence, signals to followers that such accusations are acceptable political discourse, thus contributing to an erosion of civil liberties and accountability.
When you’ve got the Epstein scandal blowing up, MAGA hats going up in flames, and even your own cult starting to side-eye you - what do you do?
If you’re Donny, you reach into the dusty drawer of deranged MAGA fanfic and pull out… TREASON!
In today’s episode of Delusional Grandpa Yells at Clouds, President Trump has accused none other than Barack Obama of orchestrating a "criminal conspiracy" to rig the 2016 election - yes, the one Donny won.
And the “smoking gun” behind this recycled fever dream? Enter Tulsi Gabbard and Kash Patel, the dynamic duo of deep state delusions.
Tulsi, now DNI because reality is dead, released her “blockbuster” memo claiming Obama weaponized intel agencies against Trump in 2016.
Kash Patel - of “everything is a coup” fame, cheered her on, probably while polishing his “I ❤️ Authoritarianism” mug.
Together, they’re trying to rewrite the Russia investigation like it’s bad fanfiction for a QAnon subreddit.
Meanwhile, Donny took to his shitty app, Truth Social, to echo the whole fever dream, labeling Obama as “the mastermind” behind a “failed coup” and demanding full investigations and punishment.
All this while zero U.S. intelligence agencies support these claims. Multiple bipartisan reports already concluded Russia interfered in 2016 - and Donny’s campaign sure didn’t seem shy about welcoming it. But sure, let’s pretend Obama is the problem.
This is textbook Donny:
Distract from Epstein.
Incite the base.
Launch a made-up scandal with just enough buzzwords to make Tucker Carlson spontaneously combust in admiration.
Donny Dumps the MLK Files - Still Hiding Epstein’s
Trump Administration's Declassification of MLK Files Analysis
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The release of these files, without the consent of King's family and amid a politically charged atmosphere, undermines the integrity of the historical narrative regarding civil rights leaders. It suggests an exploitation of historical events for political gains, which can contribute to a broader weakening of trust in institutions.
How dumb does Donny think people are? I mean to be fair, the MAGA base are pretty fucking dumb, so they might fall for this latest attempt at distraction.
To show how 'transparent' they are, Donny's clown team just dumped thousands of declassified files on the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr., files that had been sealed since 1977.
But here’s the kicker: they didn’t even bother telling MLK’s family first. No courtesy heads-up. No chance to review. Just a cynical, headline-grabbing document drop blasted into the public domain like a late-night tweetstorm.
And what’s in these files? Mostly confirmation of what we already knew: The FBI stalked, smeared, and tried to mentally destroy King, including some of the most revolting smear campaigns ever run by the U.S. government. The “suicide letter,” the bugged hotel rooms - all that dirt is back on display. Shocking, but not surprising.
So why now? Why this?
Oh, just a totally unrelated coincidence that Donny is neck-deep in calls to release the Epstein files. And his MAGA base? Currently tearing itself apart because they’ve finally realized he might be on that list.
So what's a panicked authoritarian to do when the cult starts burning hats and the word “Epstein” keeps trending? Distract, distract, distract.
“Look over here! Look at these awful FBI files about King! See? We’re transparent!”
But don’t you dare ask about the Epstein list. Or the creepy birthday card. Or the entire Wall Street Journal lawsuit fiasco. That's fake news.
So, to recap:
MLK’s legacy? Exploited.
His family’s wishes? Ignored.
The Epstein files? Still buried deeper than Donny’s medical records.
But don't worry - new things keep emerging. Every day it just gets creepier.
Welcome to Epstein Island (Scotland Edition)
Ahead of Donny's arrival in Scotland later this week, an activist from Everyone Hates Elon decided to make the welcome mat a bit more... accurate, erecting a sign at Trump’s Aberdeen golf course that reads:
“Twinned with Epstein Island”
Oof. It’s poetic, really.
The group also shared a glorious video of the stunt on Instagram, showing someone stealthily planting the placard like they were installing a historical landmark.
It’s not the first time Donny’s "nothing to do with Epstein, I swear!" narrative has gotten this kind of heat. Earlier this month, a huge poster of him and his bestie Jeffy was spotted outside the U.S. Embassy in London - right where it hurts.
MAGA world might be trying to memory-hole the Epstein files, but protesters are making damn sure the rest of us don’t forget who shared the guest list.