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Day 160: Donny’s Diplomatic Circus: Ceasefires and Military Fantasies

Saturday, 28 June 2025

Donny Press Conference 2025-06-27

Donny's Detour from Reality: New Ceasefire Imminent

In yet another delusional detour from reality, President Donny has announced that a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas could happen “within the next week.”

There are no negotiations. No talks. No roadmap. No plan. Just Donny doing what Donny does best - talking big, delivering nothing, and pretending it’s all under control.

“We’re working on something very strong. I think we’ll see a ceasefire very soon.” — Donny

While offering no timeline, details, or even a shred of proof that anyone involved is even listening.

And let’s not forget, this is the same guy who bragged about a 45-minute “ceasefire” a week ago like it was the Treaty of Versailles.

So no. There’s no ceasefire coming. Not this week. Not next. Not unless reality bends to match Donny’s Truth Social posts.

It's pretty clear that Netanyahu has no intention of stopping until he achieves an actual, to coin a Donny phrase 'total obliteration' of Hamas.

This is pure theater. And while Donny plays peacemaker in his own mind, the rest of the world is stuck cleaning up the consequences of his chaos.


Donny's Total Obliteration Destroyed Precisely Nothing

According to Donny's alternate reality, the airstrikes in Iran "COMPLETELY OBLITERATED" everything. There's never been anything like it. This was the best obliteration of all time, everyone is saying so etc...

And like obedient circus acts, every member of Donny’s clown crew has been forced to parrot this fantasy narrative on loop. Total victory. Historic precision. Genius-level military strategy. The MAGA Ministry of Truth has spoken.

There’s just one problem: none of it is real.

The actual intelligence? It says the strike only set Iran’s nuclear program back a few months. Not years. Not decades. Months. And even that’s generous.

Worse yet, according to CNN, military officials knew in advance that their bunker buster bombs wouldn’t reach Iran’s deeply buried nuclear facilities. They’re too far underground. So they didn’t even use them. What did we bomb instead? A few entrances. Some concrete. A glorified pothole operation.

Try explaining that to the so-called commander-in-chief.

Donny doesn’t do reality. He rejects it. Loudly and aggressively. If the facts don’t flatter him, they must be fake. If you point out the truth, you’re “scum.” If intelligence reports contradict his delusions, then the intelligence community is “deep state.”

This is the same man who, if caught in a blizzard, would scream it’s glorious sunshine, and accuse you of treason for wearing a coat.

Donny isn’t just lying. He’s running a full-blown propaganda machine powered by denial and delusion. And like all dangerous strongmen, he demands everyone around him surrender reality in exchange for loyalty.

Welcome to the snowstorm. Don’t forget your sunglasses. Donny says it’s the brightest summer ever.