Days that: Consolidate Power
Today, the GOP proudly displayed their utter lack of shame as they clapped in unison while passing Donny's grotesquely n...
Donny toured his ghastly concentration camp dubbed "Alligator Alcatraz" that’s a playground for environmental disasters...
In yet another favor, Donny’s Supreme Court sidekicks have delivered a ruling that practically hands him a golden ticket...
In a display of collective hysteria, Donny and his MAGA cultists are throwing tantrums over Zohran Mamdani's mayoral win...
Donny trumpets imaginary triumphs over Iran's nuclear program going against his own intelligence experts, and calls the...
Donny, flanked by his unqualified entourage of war-mongering misfits, proudly announced the obliteration of Iran's nucle...
Donny decided to bomb Iran unilaterally, proving once again that Congressional oversight is so last season. His timing i...
Donny whines about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize while simultaneously continuing to baselessly lie that the 2020 ele...
Donny's self-delusion continues, as he claims white is black when it comes to polling. Donny gets called out on his cons...
Donny teeters on the brink of global chaos, musing about pulverizing Iran as casually as one considers breakfast options...
Donny’s failed military-themed birthday bash turned into a chaotic pride parade, complete with half-assed soldiers and a...
King Don issues a 'TRUTH Notice', apparently believing that to now be equal to the law, demanding the immediate increase...
Witch Doctor RFK Jr. expels qualified health officials in favor of his own band of conspiracy theorists, ushering in a n...
In a fit of impotent and incompetent rage, Donny Dotard authorized the deployment of the National Guard to quash peacefu...
Donny and Ego Musk have flung their toys out of the pram over Musk's tepid critiques of Trump's latest disaster, the 'Bi...
In a whirlwind of token gestures and constitutional gymnastics, Trump escalates warfare against Harvard with a contract...
In a spectacularly juvenile display of spite, King Don orchestrated the removal of Obama's portrait from the USDA—nothin...
In Donny's never-ending circus, economic blame gets flung like confetti, with Biden as the hapless target while Donny si...