Days that: Consolidate Power

Donny's self-delusion continues, as he claims white is black when it comes to polling. Donny gets called out on his cons...

Donny teeters on the brink of global chaos, musing about pulverizing Iran as casually as one considers breakfast options...

Donny’s failed military-themed birthday bash turned into a chaotic pride parade, complete with half-assed soldiers and a...

King Don issues a 'TRUTH Notice', apparently believing that to now be equal to the law, demanding the immediate increase...

Witch Doctor RFK Jr. expels qualified health officials in favor of his own band of conspiracy theorists, ushering in a n...

In a fit of impotent and incompetent rage, Donny Dotard authorized the deployment of the National Guard to quash peacefu...

Donny and Ego Musk have flung their toys out of the pram over Musk's tepid critiques of Trump's latest disaster, the 'Bi...

In a whirlwind of token gestures and constitutional gymnastics, Trump escalates warfare against Harvard with a contract...

In a spectacularly juvenile display of spite, King Don orchestrated the removal of Obama's portrait from the USDA—nothin...

In Donny's never-ending circus, economic blame gets flung like confetti, with Biden as the hapless target while Donny si...

In a whirlwind of questionable decisions, President Trump has outdone himself by greenlighting immigration raids in hosp...

In a whirlwind of executive mischief, King Don rebranded sedition as patriotism by pardoning January 6 rioters, gleefull...