Days that: Consolidate Power
Melania steps into the spotlight, threatening Hunter Biden with a $1 billion lawsuit for linking her to Epstein—classic...
In a dazzling display of debauchery, Donny's followers have gone full circus mode, spinning wild tales of D.C. as a lawl...
Once again, King Donny has opted for the classic delay tactic, extending tariffs and leaving U.S. businesses on a short...
In a stunning display of misplaced priorities, Donny deployed the National Guard amidst a crime lull, claiming it was 'L...
In yet another episode of Donny's authoritarian theatrics, we see Howard Fucknut leading a calculated raid on Harvard's...
Donny's antics hit new lows as he jams the economy with fabricated job figures, dumps mRNA vaccines because Facebook tol...
In his latest bid for dominance, Donny is juggling distractions like a circus clown under fire. With a DOJ witch-hunt on...
In the latest chapter of the autocratic soap opera, Donny's feud with Harvard escalates to court, proving that if you're...
In a delightful confluence of chaos, Donny's busy suing the Wall Street Journal for some embellished birthday cheer to E...
In a comical twist of judicial loyalty, the Supreme Court has handed Donny yet another victory, clearing the way to dism...
It's a bumper day. Donny’s Supreme Court gives the thumbs up for mass firings, while Pam Blondi has u-turned on the Epst...
King Donny celebrated Independence Day by signing his ‘Big, Beautiful Bill,’ a capitalist Christmas for the ultra-wealth...
Today, the GOP proudly displayed their utter lack of shame as they clapped in unison while passing Donny's grotesquely n...
Donny toured his ghastly concentration camp dubbed "Alligator Alcatraz" that’s a playground for environmental disasters...
In yet another favor, Donny’s Supreme Court sidekicks have delivered a ruling that practically hands him a golden ticket...
In a display of collective hysteria, Donny and his MAGA cultists are throwing tantrums over Zohran Mamdani's mayoral win...
Donny trumpets imaginary triumphs over Iran's nuclear program going against his own intelligence experts, and calls the...
Donny, flanked by his unqualified entourage of war-mongering misfits, proudly announced the obliteration of Iran's nucle...
Donny decided to bomb Iran unilaterally, proving once again that Congressional oversight is so last season. His timing i...
Donny whines about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize while simultaneously continuing to baselessly lie that the 2020 ele...