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Day 130: The Trump Circus: Musk's Retreat and Kennedy's Quackery

Thursday, May 29, 2025

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Elon leaves DODGE with his tail between his legs.

Elon Musk, after leading a chaotic initiative to slash federal jobs, cut aid the world's poorest and generally meddle and mismanage essential government services has decided to completely step away and hand the reigns of the presidency back the orange toddler who was elected.

The irony is Musk didn't even come close his initial target of $2 trillion in savings. First he slashed the target from $2 trillion to $1 trillion. Then dropped it to $150 billion. No one actually fucking knows the reality as the stated savings are not supported by anything that amounts to evidence.

So Elon has decided he might be better focused on Tesla or X/Twitter, the businesses he has personally destroyed with his toxic brand of fascism. Sales continue to be down. Let's get the world's smallest violin out.

As a parting gift Musk expressed his disappointment with Donny's "big beautiful bill". He's also said:

"ā€œIn terms of political spending, I’m going to do a lot less in the future. I think I’ve done enough.ā€

Couldn't agree more.

Literally no one will miss him - farewell and Fuck You Elon.


Bobby's 'Make America Healthy Again' Report cites madeup studies

Crackpot Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s flagship report on children's health that was so rigorously researched it cites studies that don't even exist. Yes, really.

It's a stunning display of scientific faceplanting, brought to you by the same health secretary who, just days ago, floated the idea of banning government scientists from publishing in reputable medical journals. Because when your own data is make-believe, peer-reviewed science must feel terrifyingly real.

Commissioned by Donny's regime and loudly hawked by RFK. as ā€œgold-standardā€ science - because nothing says "trustworthy" like RFK Jr. and a political rebrand of wellness,, it boasts over 500 citations. Unfortunately, at least seven of those appear to be as real as Donny's Big Lie.

And it gets better: several actual studies that do exist were so badly mangled, researchers barely recognized their own work. This is what happens when you try to diagnose chronic illness with a blender full of junk science and a dash of political fantasy.

Put a clown in charge of public health and this is what you get.


Meeting with Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell

Jerome Powell has once again reiterated that the the Federal Reserve is independent and that Donny is not a king who can do what the fuck he wants.

Donny continues with his threats and intimidation tactics as that's just what he does. Powell, however is standing firm and doing what everyone should: Fuck You Donny.


It's a bad week for Donny, as a Judge blocks another of his petty actions

As Donny continues to punish Harvard though his thinly disguised grievance at them not bowing the knee, in another blow to King Don, a federal judge in Boston issued a preliminary injunction against the Donny's administration, barring the Department of Homeland Security from revoking the university’s ability to enroll international students.