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Day 152: The Circus Continues

Friday, June 20, 2025

Double Dick Dane

Donny Demands an Investigation into the 2020 Election that's already been Dismissed by 61 Courts

Let's be clear about this. Donny lost the 2020 election fair and square to Joe Biden. And despite his baseless insistence to the contrary, he's failed to produce even a shred of evidence to support it.

The fact is, 61 out of 62 court cases ruled against him. So lacking was the evidence, that just under half of them were dismissed after the court held a hearing on the merits.

But Donny being Donny has never stopped blathering on about his 'Big Lie'. His petty, pathetic mind simply cannot accept the basics of reality that he lost. In fact, the whole 'Big Lie' concept is something they've borrowed from the Nazis, as Donny has a habit of doing.

But despite all the evidence to the contrary, Donny has persuaded his MAGA following and even a number of sane Republicans that the election was in fact stolen from him.

Donny still isn't letting this go:

And of course, that geriatric Sleepy Joe Biden is the criminal mastermind behind it. He's both unable to understand anything he's actually signed into law, and orchestrated the greatest election fraud in history. Which is it Donny?

And while we're at it, Donny, you need to decide:

  1. Did you lose the 2020 election, fair and square?
  2. Were you outsmarted by Biden and his crime network to steal the election from you, so you're in fact a loser?

You can't have it both ways.


Donny Whines he won't get a Nobel Peace Prize

Donny holds a few grievances. He really struggles to accept that Obama managed to get a Nobel Peace whilst he's still sat there with none.

Not only that' but Donny thinks he should have been awarded it five or six.

And as luck would have it, while Donny muses about obliterating Iran, Pakistan has now nominated Donny for his alleged role in de-escalating the India-Pakistan conflict. India meanwhile have been resolute that Donny had fuck all to do with it.

The nomination undermines the entire thing and the farcical nature of the award, given Donny's history of exacerbating international tensions.


Elon Musk is using AI to Give. a Right Wing Rewriting of History

Fresh from licking his wounds and following yet another rocket explosion, Ego Musk has announced that he intends to give history a rewrite through the lens of his right wing trained AI.

(Image Credit: twit)

Look Elon, climb back under a rock on mars or something. You've done enough damage.

Perhaps Donny should send in the National Guard to regain control of Elon Musk.


DJ Vancey Visits LA Offends Everyone

Asshole DJ Vancey is continuing to vie for the top spot of being the most unlikeable person on earth. If the competition weren't so stiff around him, he'd be a good contender.

Today he visited LA and held a press conference, from which local reporters were banned. Why's that? They might write things you don't like, or ask you know, difficult questions?

He then went in to a tirade about California Governor Gavin Newsom, because he has to tow the line and purposefully misidentified senator Alex Padilla who was forcibly detained by the FBI in the same location last week. Vancey, however, called him ā€œJose Padillaā€. Why? Because he's a fucking asshole.