Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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RFK: Possibly the most inappropriate pick of all for the role, a vaccine skeptic and all-round science denier.
21 September
MAGA Madness: Martyrs, Medical Myths, and Media Manipulation

Donny turned a memorial for Charlie Kirk into a MAGA revival, rebranding him as a saintly martyr while spouting his infa...

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26 August
The Mad King's Circus: Fawning, Fund Cuts, and War Cry

Donny's glorified clown cabinet squirmed and squealed praises for their Dear Leader while virtual chaos unfolded outside...

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21 August
Donny's Wild Ride: Crimefighting, Grass, and Gutsy Redistricting

In a world gone mad, King Don decides he’s the Batman D.C. needs—only to promptly bumble into a lawn care monologue inst...

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7 August
Donny's Descent: Jobs, Jabs, and Jaw-Dropping Constitution Revisions

Donny's antics hit new lows as he jams the economy with fabricated job figures, dumps mRNA vaccines because Facebook tol...

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19 July
Donny's Antics: Courtroom Capers and Anti-Science Shenanigans

In a delightful confluence of chaos, Donny's busy suing the Wall Street Journal for some embellished birthday cheer to E...

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9 July
A Hilarious Parade of Governance Fails and Faux Pas: GOP Edition

In an impressively coordinated display of incompetence, Ted Cruz slashed vital NOAA funding during deadly floods, Rollin...

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2 June
The Clown Show Chronicles: Conspiracies, Drilling, and Kidnappings

In a classic episode of Donny’s chaotic reality, RFK has somehow dragged the chemtrails conspiracy into state legislatur...

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