Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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Day 178: Donny's Dreadful Show: Hoaxes, High-Stakes Dinners, and Rail Sabotage

Wednesday, 16 July 2025

Donny CLown Epstein Rant

Epstein? “Boring,” Says Donny - Then Proceeds to Meltdown on His Own Supporters

In what may be his most pathetic gaslight attempt to date, Donny Dipshit has officially declared that the Jeffrey Epstein investigation is a “hoax” and dismissed the entire scandal as “boring.”

Yes - boring.

Because nothing screams innocence quite like a grown man throwing a tantrum and telling millions of Americans to stop caring about one of the most infamous sex trafficking rings in modern history.

But it gets better. Or worse, depending on how much brain matter you’ve lost from the whiplash of Donny's spiraling narrative.

He then turned on his own supporters.

That’s right - any MAGA loyalist who dared ask, “Hey, maybe we should actually release the Epstein files you’ve been waving around for years?” got slapped with the usual verbal vomit:

“Weaklings”

“Stupid”

“Duped by the Lunatic Left”

So let’s recap:

Donny's DOJ now says there is no client list. He calls the investigation into Epstein a ‘hoax.’ And has blamed this on Obama/Hilary Clinton et al.

And if you don’t just shut up and move on?

You’re now the enemy.

The man who once built a cottage industry around “Epstein conspiracies” to smear his opponents is now desperately trying to slam the door shut, and insulting his base as he does it.

And it’s not working. The MAGA base is combusting. People are burning hats, asking questions, and not accepting “boring hoax” as an answer.

Because they know, as many now do, there’s only one reason you dismiss the Epstein files as boring:

You’re in them.

So Donny, here’s the deal: You can scream “witch hunt” until your face matches your tie. You can rant about weaklings, hoaxes, and lunatics. But the walls are closing in - and this time, even your brain dead cult smells the bullshit.


Deals Over Decency: Donny Hosts Gulf Royals, Ignores Ethics Like Always

While the country is drowning in scandal, crumbling under floods, and lighting MAGA hats on fire, President DONNY found time to play international power broker - welcoming Qatar’s Emir and Bahrain’s Crown Prince for a round of private dinners and power deals.

On the menu?

  • Military cooperation
  • Economic investments
  • And a heaping side of diplomatic whitewashing

Missing from the table?

  • Any discussion of human rights violations
  • Accountability for regional conflicts
  • Or, you know, basic ethical concerns

Because this is Donny’s style:

Cozy up to authoritarian regimes, cut billion-dollar deals, smile for the cameras, and pretend none of the atrocities exist.

This isn’t diplomacy. It’s transactional tyranny. He’s not leading a country—he’s brokering arms and favors like it’s a Mar-a-Lago poker night.

The private dinner with Qatar’s Emir, Framed as a celebration of “shared values.”

Never mind Qatar’s reputation for labor abuses, free speech crackdowns, and political repression.

The meeting with Bahrain’s Crown Prince. All about “stability” and “cooperation.”

Let’s just forget Bahrain’s violent suppression of dissent and opposition party bans.

For the Mad King, dollars speak louder than decency. And the only red line he sees is the one on a bank statement.

This isn’t foreign policy. It’s ethical bankruptcy in a designer suit.


🤡 Donny Derails Progress: $4 Billion Yanked from California’s High-Speed Rail in Latest Petty Vendetta

Add another entry to Donny’s long list of “things I torched just to score political points.”

Donny's administration has yanked $4 billion in federal funding from California’s high-speed rail project, calling it a “boondoggle” and mocking it as a “train to nowhere.”

Because if there’s one thing Trump hates, it’s a forward-thinking, climate-conscious, job-creating infrastructure project that happens to be in a blue state.

His loyal lapdog, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, chimed in with this masterpiece of intellectual rigor:

“It’s time for this boondoggle to die.”

Great. Really inspiring stuff from the guy running your transportation department.

Meanwhile, California Governor Gavin Newsom and state officials fired back, calling the move illegal, ideologically motivated, and a blatant attempt to kneecap a project that’s actually creating thousands of jobs and dragging America’s rail infrastructure into the 21st century.

But of course, this isn’t about trains. It’s about revenge.

  • California sues Trump? Pull the plug.
  • California defies federal immigration policy? Pull the plug.
  • California breathes? Pull. The. Plug.

This is MAGA governance: If your state didn’t vote for Donny, your future gets torched.

Forget the facts:

The project is undergoing major upgrades. Billions have already been invested. And it’s a critical step toward sustainable transit in one of the most congested regions on Earth.

But Donny doesn’t do nuance. He does grudges, wrapped in soundbites, delivered with a Sharpie-scribbled budget slash.

So while the rest of the world builds high-speed rail, Donny's legacy will be:

“Make America Drive Again - at 5 miles per hour, on crumbling roads, behind a 1997 Ford Explorer with no taillights.”

Welcome to infrastructure sabotage, brought to you by the guy who thinks wind turbines cause cancer and clean energy is for communists.


Donny Tells a Made-up Story About his Uncle teaching the Unabomber

In a New York summit this week, Donny made a wild claim: his late uncle, Dr. John G. Trump - an MIT professor, once taught Ted Kaczynski, the infamous Unabomber. Trump recounted a so‑called chat with his uncle about the student’s brilliance… until the story “didn’t work out too well for him.”

Here’s why it never happened

  1. John Trump died in 1985, 11 years before Kaczynski was identified as the Unabomber in 1996
  2. Ted Kaczynski never studied at MIT, he attended Harvard and the University of Michigan, later teaching at UC Berkeley
  3. MIT confirmed no record of Kaczynski ever enrolling or attending lectures at the institution
  4. The claim also repeats Donny's past exaggerations - like calling John Trump the longest-serving MIT professor and inflating his academic credentials.

So what is this?
It’s another classic Donny tall tale, the kind built on family myth-making and storytelling devoid of facts.
In reality:

  • Kaczynski was never linked to MIT.
  • Donny's uncle passed away a decade before the Unabomber’s identity was public.
  • There was no conversation about course correctness, genius ways, or secret failures.

💣 Why It Matters

  • It’s yet another example of Donny inventing connections to boost his own narrative.
  • Repeating this fib to a political audience is dangerously misleading and strains credibility.
  • It underscores a larger pattern - Donny prioritizes showmanship over the truth, no matter how absurd.