'Trump Fragrances' - the Grift Continues
Donny's grift of his gullible MAGA cultists continues as he's announced his latest scam 'Trump Fragrances':
"Trump Fragrances are here. They’re called “Victory 45-47” because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success — For men and women. Get yourself a bottle, and don’t forget to get one for your loved ones too. Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!"
It's impossible to parody something that's already this ridiculous.
Donny has his own brand of old man stink now. Who the fuck would want to smell like him?
This is the latest entry in the MAGA Scam Catalog™ - right alongside Trump NFTs, Bible merch, and Donny Phones. And yet, his followers will still lap it up, convinced that spritzing this con in a bottle will summon the ghost of American greatness.
Trump Fragrances isn’t just a cash grab. It’s a loyalty test. Because if you’ll buy into this, you’ll buy literally anything.
Donny Continues to Bully Canada to Force his Way
Analysis of Trump's Trade Negotiation Termination with Canada
Authoritarian RiskRationale
This action reflects a prioritization of economic power which could indicate tendencies toward authoritarianism, particularly in its dismissal of cooperative international agreements. However, it doesn't directly undermine democratic processes.
Big Tech has made a fortune gaming the global system; dodging taxes from Dublin to Delhi with offshore tricks and exploiting loopholes. And governments have let them do it, handing out golden deals while everyday people pay full freight.
Canada finally tried to push back, announcing a modest 3% “digital services” tax on revenue earned within its borders. A move that would have brought in $7 billion over 5 years. That's revenue generated in Canada, from Canadian users, Canadian data, Canadian ad impressions.
Enter Donny, protector of billionaires, destroyer of fair play.
This is the same guy who, at his inauguration, was surrounded by Big Tech CEOs grinning like cats who’d swallowed lobbyist-filled canaries, after, of course, making generous “contributions” to Donny’s inauguration fund. You know, democracy at work.
So when Canada dared to hold tech giants accountable, Donny did what he does best: throw a tantrum, weaponize trade policy, and bully smaller nations into submission.
He slapped down threats of new tariffs and abruptly cut off all trade talks, declaring that Canada’s tax was:
“a direct and blatant attack on the United States.”
No, Donny - it was a tax on companies that dodge taxes. But nuance was never your thing.
And guess what? His exploitative tantrum worked. The digital services tax was shelved. And just like that, $7 billion evaporated so Donny could protect his billionaire donors and strut like a Walmart Mussolini.
The White House then went full victory-lap, bragging about this economic extortion and publicly humiliating Canada by saying it “caved” to Trump’s pressure.
This isn’t diplomacy. It’s mafia tactics in a red tie.
And once again, ordinary people pay the price, while Donny and his billionaire boys club toast another rigged win.
Donny’s “Big, Beautiful” Disaster of a Bill Hits the Senate Floor
Donny’s latest vanity project - the One Big Beautiful Bill™ - is currently being torn apart in the U.S. Senate. And by “torn apart,” we mean Republicans are having a meltdown while trying to pass a bloated mess of tax giveaways, cuts to healthcare, and corporate handouts dressed up as populism.
This isn’t policy - it’s a shopping list for billionaires. The bill promises everything Donny loves:
- Extended 2017 tax cuts for the rich
- Giant loopholes for megacorps
- Slashes to Medicaid and SNAP
And who loses? Nearly 12 million Americans are projected to lose health coverage, and the bill will add $3.3 trillion to the national debt over the next decade. But don’t worry - there’s money for defense contractors and AI deregulation, because God forbid we keep Big Tech from turning the country into a dystopian hellscape slightly faster.
The Senate, meanwhile, has been stuck in “vote-a-rama” chaos. An all-night amendment circus that’s less about governing and more about covering asses. Even a few Republicans (Rand Paul, Thom Tillis) are blinking at the sheer size of the fiscal hole this will blow in the budget.
But Donny’s not bothered. He’s shouting at Congress from his shitty Truth Social app:
“Lock yourself in a room if you must, don’t go home, and GET THE DEAL DONE THIS WEEK!”
Nothing says leadership like caps-lock tantrums from a guy who thinks emojis are policy.
Public support? Tanking. Only 29% of Americans back this dumpster fire. But Donny wants it done by July 4.
The bill even includes a 10-year ban on states regulating AI, because apparently the future should be monopolized by Silicon Valley bros with fewer ethics than a slot machine.
So here we are again: Donny demanding fireworks while throwing dynamite at the foundation. And the GOP, as always, is lining up to light the fuse.
Donny Calls Japanese PM "Mr Japan"
In a Fox News interview, Donny referred to the Japanese Prime Minister as 'Mr. Japan,' after clearly forgetting the leaders name.
Good one Don. He probably thought he'd gotten away with it.
He’s not just embarrassing himself - he’s a national embarrassment.
Donny is an idiot.