Day 153: Donny Does Diplomacy: Bombs the Shit out of Iran

Donny Bombs the Shit Out of Iran

Donny's been deliberating about Iran. Late today, he unilaterally made his decision, without the consent of Congress to bomb the shit out of Iran.

Of course he announced this with the grace we've come to expect from the Toddler in charge, via his shitty app:

Donny did this not because it was necessary or needed, but because he needed a distraction from his failings at home:

• HIs spectacular public breakup with Ego Musk, where he was ousted for being the Epstein files
• His 'Big Beautiful Bill' that is in fact a travesty, designed to make the rich richer and remove yet more of the constraints on his power grab.
• HIs ridiculous flip-flopping on tariffs that have back fired and increased the cost of goods
• The lack of 'deals' with other nations relating to his shitty tariffs
• His failure to end the war in the Ukraine (day 1 promise!)
• His Birthday party flop
• The increase in mass protests at Donny's awful leadership.

It's starting to stack up - and a war might be a good distraction from that to unite people behind him.

What you can be sure of though, is that none of this is based on actual intelligence, something that is distinctly lacking in his administration. Donny wouldn't listen to it even if it were available. He acts on one principle alone - what's in his best interests.

Hey, Donny, remember tweeting this?

"Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled"

Sooo... care to comment on that one?

So we're in for a protracted, unpredictable and unnecessary war that no one has any clue how it will end. The only certainty we have is that the worst possible person to be in charge - is in charge.

Donny Torches the Press Again: VOA Gutted in Mass Layoffs

Donny's sewer clowns just took another blowtorch to press freedom by initiating mass layoffs at Voice of America, effectively gutting one of the nation’s oldest, most respected global news outlets.

639 employees gone. Just like that.

No warning. No strategic reform. Just a politically motivated purge dressed up as “restructuring.”

Let’s be real - this isn’t about budget or bureaucracy. This is about control. About silencing independent journalism that doesn’t fall in line with Donny’s MAGA-approved messaging.

Because if it doesn’t praise him, it’s “fake news.” And if it tells the truth? It has to go.

Voice of America, founded during WWII to counter authoritarian propaganda, has now become a casualty of it. The irony is sickening.

VOA's mission? Tell the world what’s actually happening in the United States—warts and all. Donny’s mission? Only tell the world what makes him look good. Anything else? “Enemy of the people.”

These layoffs aren’t just bureaucratic—they’re ideological. This is what it looks like when an authoritarian starts sanitizing state-affiliated media to serve his cult of personality.

And let’s be very clear: You don’t fire 639 journalists by accident. You do it when you want fewer questions, fewer investigations, fewer uncomfortable truths.

Donny doesn’t want journalism. He wants a propaganda arm with a press badge.

And now, Voice of America joins the growing graveyard of American institutions sabotaged by a man who fears facts more than foreign adversaries.