Day 148: Gold, Gaffes, and Gory Mockery: Trump's Latest Circus

Donny Launches a New 'Golden' Trump Phone 🤦

As we know, Donny is obsessed with gold. Everything must be gold. He apparently even likes golden showers. This is because Donny is a halfwit conman who can only equate glory with having everything being gold. His White House make over, his terrible decor at Trump Tower, his Golden Toilet. I'm sure it's on his list to eventually paint the White House a gaudy gold color. The Gold House sounds so much better.

So of course, in his latest stunt to scam the American public, Donny along with his halfwit sons have announced the launch of 'Trump Mobile'. And of course, it's fucking gold.

Because Donny's reign is all about looting America and exploiting his gullible MAGA cultists. We've had:

• Trump Bibles
• Expected donations to Donny's Inauguration Fund
• Turned the White House lawn into a car show sales room for Tesla to boost it's falling sales
• Accepted a gift by the Qatari government of a $400m luxury jetliner
• Crypto ventures
• Hosted a crypto dinner

This is not an exhaustive list. The general policy is you pay Donny large sums of money and he does favors for you.

So his latest tacky shit phone deal is just another opportunity to line his pockets and take money from his followers. The conflict of interests across the entire administration is jaw dropping, and under any other era, career ending.

This isn't because Donny is special and entitled. It's because he's being enabled by his cabinet and congress.

Donny again Suggests we let Russia return to the G7

Donny went to a big boy meeting with the G7. Donny as usual breaks all norms, he did wear pants to his credit, but Donny is always the stupidest person in the room. And as such doesn't even have the awareness that he is. Imagine how different the world could be if Donny were just blessed with an ounce of self-awareness.

Suppose you were attending a forum with a bunch of nuclear physicists, all operating at a level that is humbling to witness. A normal person might accept they're simply not qualified to participate and remain quiet. Not Donny. Donny is the kind of idiot who would boast he's the biggest expert and try to shout everyone down.

And this is the situation when he attends meetings with the G7. He's an embarrassment. All the other world leaders have to begrudgingly put up with the fucking buffoon. A man who despite being the US president for the second time, does not understand politics, even in the slightest.

And so with his toddler's understanding of the world Donny challenged conventional thinking and repeated his claim that his ally, Russia, should in fact be readmitted to the G7 after they were expelled in 2014 for annexing the Crimea.

He also baselessly claimed that the war in Ukraine would never have happened had they been kept int he club. Er no. What insane logic or reasoning is there to support that? None - because Donny is incredibly stupid.

I can only imagine how hard it must be to resist slapping Donny in the face when confronted with such idiocy.

Donny makes an Early Dive from the G7 summit in Canada

After making ridiculous proclamations at the G7, Donny then decided his work was done and didn't want to hang around to listen to anyone else speak. So he left a day early, citing “what’s going on in the Middle East” as the reason.

French President Emmanuel Macron suggested that Trump's departure was to negotiate a ceasefire between Israel and Iran.

How does Donny respond to this completely reasonable assumption based on what Donny had said? By attacking him on his crapy app.

Why? Who fucking knows. This is how the US president manages diplomacy. Presumably he's taken something as a personal slight. Perhaps everyone eye rolling as stomped around upset him.

The reminder, that few people need, is that Donny is unqualified to hold office.

The GOP Makes Light of the Murder of Democrats

There was a time, when murder, regardless of who the victim was, was considered to be an appalling crime and met with universal condemnation.

In Donny land, it's now okay to make light of such a tragedy, especially if the victim was a Democrat. On Saturday morning, a prominent Democratic state lawmaker in Minnesota and her husband were murdered, in what is considered a politically motivated attack

Senator Mike Lee, for instance, showing the sensitivity of a foghorn at a funeral, tweeted:

Wow. Not done there he went on to post a dig at Tim Walz:

This in ordinary times would be the stuff that should end a career and force resignations. But in Donny's era, it's become normalised. Even Donny himself had to get in on the action after initially condemning the action, telling ABC News that the shooting was “a terrible thing” but then called Walz “a terrible governor” and “a grossly incompetent person”. “I may call him, I may call other people too,”.

What? Just what are you chuntering about you feckless fool. Who are these other people you might call? Putin? McDonald's on speed dial?

Just show an ounce of decency and decorum.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell ordered to pay $2.3 million in defamation trial

In some good news, a Colorado jury found, shitbag Lindell liable for defamation against former Dominion Voting Systems employee Eric Coomer, who sued Lindell for spreading false conspiracy theories that disrupted ruined his life.

Lindell, an asshole, has repeatedly pushed the narrative about the 2020 election being stolen.