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Day 146: King Donny's Birthday Party ruined by Low turnout and mass Protests

Saturday, 14 June 2025

It's a no show

Donny had a Birthday Party Parade

No this isn't North Korea. Yet. But Mad King Don had himself a special birthday party at a cost of an estimated $45 million, that Donny has previously described as 'peanuts'.

Dressed up as a commemoration of 250th anniversary of the US army, coinciding with Donny's 79th birthday, Donny held a special military parade that dictators are typically so fond of. Isn't he a big boy.

What did US tax dollars get for this? Fuck all. It was a total washout. Donny's worst fear of low crowds of course was realised with empty stands, and a completely underwhelming and wasteful display of force and authoritarianism.

When Donny came on stage for his birthday speech, the US Army band played “God Save The King”, I shit you not. Surely a dig at the 2000 protests happening today.

Of course, as it was really all for Donny, it was for sale and littered with sponsorship promotions. It was an abject failure.

Let's take a look at the low turnout pics:

Donny's Big Boy Stand
No-one to be seen here
Virtually Empty
Constitution Avenue, low turnout
Empty Roads
Looking sparse..
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Donny's Big Boy Stand

Credit: Associated Press

No-one to be seen here

Credit: Instagram

Virtually Empty

Credit: Twitter

Constitution Avenue, low turnout

Credit: Alex Wroblewski AFP via Getty Images

Empty Roads

Credit: Instagram

Looking sparse..

Credit: Instagram

Now let's compare that to the crowds at the literally thousands of No Kings day protests held all across the US:

No Kings Protest
ST-LOUIS
Pittsburgh
Philadelphia
Baltimore
Denver
LA
St. Louis
LA
No Kings - Tear Gas fired on non-violent protesters in LA
Donny on the Shitter Wins the Internet
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No Kings Protest

Credit: Reuters

ST-LOUIS

Credit: Instagram

Pittsburgh

Credit: Instagram

Philadelphia

Credit: Getty Images

Baltimore

Credit: Instagram

Denver

Credit: JASON CONNOLLY/AFP via Getty Images

Credit: Instagram

LA

Credit: Instagram

St. Louis

Credit: Instagram

LA

Credit: ETIENNE LAURENT/AFP via Getty Images,

Credit: Instagram - Sarah Silverman

No Kings - Tear Gas fired on non-violent protesters in LA

Credit:

Donny on the Shitter Wins the Internet

Credit: https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/giant-statue-trump-sitting-toilet-35394382

On Donny's special day I'd like to say a big Fuck You - you total clown show piece of shit.

(Image Credit: AI - it even inadvertently made Melania smile)