Donny's Dystopia - The Mad King
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Day 133: The Don's Comedy Club: Conspiracies, Cutbacks, and More Empty Promises

Sunday, 1 June 2025

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Donny: Biden is actually Dead and has been replaced with a a robotic clone.

Biden is in fact dead, and has been replaced with a robotic clone according to Donny's latest middle of the night ranting on his infantile social network.

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I mean what in the actual fuck? Was Donny drunk when he posted this? Does he think this can be taken seriously at all? Or anything else that comes out of his demented social media spewing.

To think he has the audacity to criticise Biden's mental acuity when this is the level he's operating at.


Elon Musk is usually Off his Face

After Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed 'genius', has stepped back from Donny's reign to focus on fixing the companies he's forever ruined, more leaks of this apparent drug problems have come to light.

The Ketamine Kid is apparently regularly off his actual face.

I mean perhaps it's no fucking wonder he's done some of the mad shit he has. Without wanting to give the nazi wannabe an excuse but Imagine he wakes up sober at some point and realises that not only did he squander a quarter of a million getting a king elected, but that he was party to all of it and has been destroying democracy. Quite the fuck up.

Donny isn't remotely bothered of course, as long as he keeps with his agenda.


Fuck FEMA, what do we need that for anyway?

Donny continues to defund essential services, this time on the chopping block is FEMA, the disaster response agency.

Despite his pledges to bolster disaster response, the federal government will now cover only 90% of the cleanup costs from Tropical Storm Helene, leaving North Carolina to scrounge for the remaining $200 million.

Because how will paying for this shit help Donny? This is especially true for any of those lousy democrat states, who Donny simply wants to punish for not being loyal.

FEMA now faces an $8 billion shortfall just as hurricane season kicks off. All the warnings that the agency is completely ill-prepared for upcoming disasters is met with:


Donny can't be Fucked with Peace Talks

Day 133 and still no further along with Donny's 'day 1' promise of ending the war in Ukraine. It's almost as if the moronic promise of achieving the impossible was just a lie to get elected.

Soo time for a new tack. Donny's decided to just leave them to it and back away. This peace keeping/politics thing is hard.

And you can always rely on Donny to just take the easy option by washing his hands with it.