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Day 104: Donny's Military Birthday Parade, Donny for the Papacy and Me, me, me

Saturday, 3 May 2025

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Trump Plans North Korea Style Military Parade for His Birthday

Nothing screams 'King' like Donny's own special plans for his birthday. Once again, taking inspiration from dictators such as Kim Jong Un, Donny and his goons at the White House are planning on a massive military parade to celebrate King Don's 79th birthday.

Jesus fucking wept, can there be a more blatant move towards authoritarianism than this. Despite claims that this has been pushed by the 'White House' instead of coming from Donny's rancid ass-mouth, and that this is actually just a coincidence that it falls on King Don's birthday, does anyone for a moment believe that?

MAGA supporters - WAKE THE FUCK UP - you're in a cult and you're serving a king.

At a time when enormous cuts are being made to pave way for tax cuts to corporations, the parade with an estimated cost of close to 100 million dollars doesn't really seem appropriate. If ever there was a candidate for cutting 'waste' it's this obscene display. That and perhaps the millions it's costing tax payers every time Donny plays golf.


Pope Donny for the Papacy

Donny showing he's a tactless, insensitive and narcissistic fool shared an AI generated image of himself as the Pope on his failing social network Truth Social.

Donny Dipshit playing Pope.

Ice Barbie at least dresses up for her cosplay life, Donny is just lazy ass piece of shit and uses AI.

Naturally, outside of the MAGA-sphere, the post has been met with derision and criticism, not least because he posted it days after falling to sleep at the real Pope's funeral.


Implementation of Donny's Tariffs on Imported Automobile Parts

Wise old Donny's 25% tariff on imported automobile parts came into effect. With Donny refusing to back down thinking he knows best, despite demonstrating that he has a child's understanding of how the economy works.

Who is actually going to pay for this? The consumer.


Mexico Reminds Donny that Military Action is called an Invasion.

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has again rebuked Donny's offer to invade Mexico with military force to combat drug cartels. Mexico is a sovereign nation with their own military. You don't just get to invade wherever the fuck you want.