Elon Musk and Crazy Reports: It’s All a Disaster!
29 May 2025
Dear Diary,
What a week! First, we had Elon Musk, the supposed genius, completely flop at saving the government money. He tried to slash jobs, cut aid to the poor—what a mess! He couldn’t even manage to hit his own embarrassing target of $2 trillion. I mean, really? He went from $2 trillion to $150 billion! Did anyone see that? It’s like saying you're going to build a tower and ending up with a doghouse!
He handed the reins back to me, which, as you know, is where they rightfully belong! He's busy with Twitter & Tesla, sinking them into crazy town. Meanwhile, I continue to make MAGA great—nobody does it better!
Then, oh boy, we had Robert F. Kennedy Jr. come out with this wild health report that read like it was written by a toddler who couldn’t find his crayons. Seriously, he cited studies that don’t even exist! It’s laughable—how do you take a report seriously when it’s backed by fairy tales? Unbelievable.
While all this drama unfolds, my good friend Jerome Powell over at the Federal Reserve stood his ground against my genius (because I’m truly the best) and refused to be my puppet. This guy thinks he can just run the economy without listening to me? Ha! He’s getting good advice but still refuses to see who the ultimate authority is! Power to me!
And let’s not forget the federal judge in Boston who savagely blocked my attempts to teach Harvard a lesson. They don’t respect me, and I won’t forget it! Trying to protect international students? What about American students?! They’re barely getting educated. This all plays into their anti-American, anti-Trump agenda!
But let’s be real, these Democrats couldn’t run a lemonade stand without turning it into a disaster. Everything’s a mess; they’re all about chaos! They hate winning, and winning is what I do best.
We’ll keep fighting, folks. Until next time, those losers won’t know what hit them!
- Donny, the Greatest!