Donny's Diary

Dear Diary,

What a tremendous day! Just another day in the fabulous life of Donny. Everybody’s talking about it: the 'TACO trade.' What a YUGE problem! They say I backtrack on my tariffs—fake news, folks! I don’t even eat tacos, just the best steaks! So, during a press conference, I was asked a nasty question that made my blood boil like the economy under Biden! I mean, who can even think about trade when you’ve got the fake news media attacking you? So tough, so rude!

And let’s not forget about my American hero Mahmoud Khalil—detained for just speaking his mind. Can you believe it? It shows how scared they are of real free speech! They don’t want you to know what I know!

Then, like magic, a judge decided to slay my tariffs. How dare they! I said these tariffs are for national security—very important stuff! But they want to take that power away from me! Only Congress can impose these rules? What a joke! I’m Don Trump and I do what I want!

People are talking, folks. They’re saying I’m a genius, the best at making deals, yet I can’t even impose tariffs without a fight. Sad! BIDEN and those Democrats, what a bunch of losers! They can't even run a lemonade stand, let alone a country. But keep laughing, America! This is all just another episode in the reality show called "Trump: The Greatest Show on Earth!"

Stay tuned, it’s gonna be HUGE!