Donny's Diary

Dear Diary,

What a day, folks, just tremendous! I announced a 100% TARIFF on all foreign movies. That's right—100%! Can you believe it? They’ve been flooding our great country with junk films while our AMERICAN cinema is DYING. Hollywood executives are crying, folks, very sad! But guess what? Either they step up or they get hit with the tariffs. I’m saving American jobs here—no more junk from overseas!

And let’s talk about the beautiful Alcatraz prison! I want it OPEN for the country’s most dangerous criminals. Because, folks, we need LAW and ORDER. The Democrats are screaming about it—like children at a playground! But I say bring it BACK! It’s time to make prisons GREAT again! They just don’t understand that sometimes you’ve got to take a hard stance—no more cuddling criminals!

Also, I’m pushing Congress to cut some incredible deals even as the economy seems like it’s flexing in the wrong direction. Some people say it’s chaotic—what do they know? The stock market is STRONG, folks, believe me. Critics—fixated on Biden disasters—want to complain? Let them! No one does trade like me, okay?

In conclusion, the critics can’t handle the TRUTH—American businesses and industries need our support against all these foreign threats. The Democrats, they just don’t know how to WIN! Everything I do is about WINNING, folks! It’s going to be YUGE! Sleepy Joe’s sitting there, totally clueless while I strategically dominate the landscape. And that’s how we do it, my friends!