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Donny's Diary

From the Desk of Donald Trump, the 47th President of the United States of America.

Donny's Diary

Tarrif Terrors and Deportation Madness!

3 April 2025

Dear Diary, BIG news today! On April 3, 2025, I launched the most tremendous tariff—10% on ALL imports, folks! It’s a trade war like you’ve NEVER seen, especially targeting China. They’re going to feel it! Just like the UK's 'moron premium'—can you believe it? Trillions lost overnight! But I don't care, we're WINNING, and the Democrats are crying because they can't handle real economics!

And wait until you hear this—my administration is deporting over 200 Venezuelans to a MEGA-PRISON in El Salvador! Some are saying we might even deport American citizens next! Just imagine! The liberals are SHOCKED, but we’re just following the rules. They want due process? Sad! This is about making America GREAT again!

BIDEN is the worst president. His policies are weak, trust me! They can't even handle a little immigration enforcement. This is what happens when you let the left run wild.

So many people are saying I’m the best with trade, the best with immigration! Never been a better time to be a winner! Keep America strong—let's show ‘em how it’s done!

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Note: If this isn't blatantly apparent already, this is a parody.